ah, this weather is MUCH better. it's around 70 today, with a slight breeze. NICE. this is my kind of stuff. so crazy, how two/three days ago, it was like 90 degrees. temperamental weather gods can't figure out what kind of shit they want to throw at us, eh? i hope it stays like this for a while, because i couldn't stand the heat wave that hit us earlier in the week.
i re-watched the dominic/lauren rumba dance to "ain't no sunshine" on SYTYCD from two seasons ago. my god, lauren was so hot in that number, it gave me shivers. *swoons* i wonder what she's doing now. i'd totally do her in a heartbeat. i just checked her myspace page, and she's single now. hm. i guess she broke up with that bryan tanaka guy. and apparently, she has some role in the upcoming season of SYTYCD. i can't wait to see her again!
lauren's hair changed a lot during the show, and she looked better or worse, depending on that hair. the worst was when she had bangs that fell straight down on her forehead. i've never been fond at all of that hairstyle. i much prefer no bangs or at least bangs that are swept to the side. hair makes such a big difference in how a girl looks, you know?
i am the evangelist of jun pad poo. i introduced it to a coworker today, and he liked it. yay! another one is converted! i had been craving jpp all week, and i finally got my fix for lunch. one of these days, though, i will need to go to the southern krung thai to get it again, because i think that place makes it the best; they put more crab in it than at barn thai, which is where i got it today.
someone found my site while looking for virgins bleeding or something like that, and i clicked on the google search term, and apparently, there is a porn site that features only real, authentic (allegedly, of course) virgins having sex. where do they find these girls? do you advertise for that, asking for virgins to lose it on your cameras? i bet this site is fake. but if they're real, then i bet the quality of the sex can't be very good, because the girls have had no experience! they probably just lie there on their backs while the men pound away.
how painful is it when a girl breaks her hymen? does it still happen to women during their first sexual encounter? or is it rare in the age of tampons? i have no experience with deflowering a girl, so i wouldn't know.
anyways, i think i'm back to normal with the morning dump situation. i took a healthy (well, not really, as it's still topamax-induced diarrhea) sized shit this morning after my first smoke of the day. no more bananas for me. i think i'm going to eat pears or apples from now on. or maybe i'll look for peaches. is it peach season? i've heard something about not supporting fruits that aren't in season because they aren't "green" in the sense that it costs a lot of money to import them from far away lands.
speaking of topamax, i can now get it in the generic form. so it's something like "topimarate" or "topamirate." this doesn't seem significant, but to me it is, because it means that i get it much more cheaply than before. my copay for this drug dropped from $30 to $15, saving me $180 a year. that's a lot!
i twittered today that my company had a huge stash of doritos that it was giving away for free. and then, i found out why: they were all expired chips, with a date of march 10th! hrmph. i got a bag, and then i immediately looked at the expiration date, and then it all hit me. i haven't opened my bag yet, but i did try two chips from D's bag. they tasted all right, not totally stale or gross yet. i guess this stuff must have a lot of preservatives or something. i'm looking at the ingredients, and there's disodium phosphate, sodium caseinate, disodium inosinate, and disodium guanylate. scary shit. these four ingredients don't sound like they belong in food.
you know, every time ryan seacrest walks down that big flight of illuminated stairs on idol, i fear that he'll trip and go tumbling down on national television. the horror!
ok. i gotta go soon. i'm meeting up with nelson and maybe john at los charros for dinner. i'm going to get two carnitas tacos and one al pastor taco. i'm still not brave enough to try the lengua (tongue). *shivers*