my new (regular) belt is throwing me for a loop. my old belt had a simple clasp, so all i needed to do was pinch it, and it would pop open. now, i have to do all this stuff to fasten and unfasten it, and it's messing with my 5-6 year old routine. and it's fucked me up. it's so bad that i am forgetting to zip up my fly after i go to the bathroom, and a couple of times a day, i've caught myself walking around with an open fly. how embarrassing!
yes, my mom has gas, and sometimes, yes, the gas does come out the other end. so far, she's only pooted twice, so it's nowhere near as frequent as her burps. one time, it happened when we were sitting on the couch, and her butt was tilted, facing me, and i was very lucky it didn't smell. anyways, that's that. poor mom. i just hope it doesn't happen when we're out in public.
i got a mcdonald's big breakfast platter today. i was craving hotcakes, but this platter didn't come with any, and the bigger sized one was just too much food. it was still good, though, although the eggs needed some salt for it to be tasty. but if you think about it, everything that this comes with (eggs, biscuit, sausage, and hashbrowns) can be had with a sausage and egg biscuit and hashbrowns. it's simply all split up. you get slightly more egg, but that's it. so it's not really that much more food, at a higher price and much more packaging.
basketball was a bit odd for me today. i didn't shoot a single jumper. however, i went inside and actually made some baskets in the post, which is weird because that's not usually how i play. but they were guarding the perimeter pretty well, and i was tired of just standing there, so i just decided to go into the paint. man, i was winded, though, because we didn't play last thursday. i really need to get my stamina up and be able to last until the end, as once again, i left early today.
yesterday, my mom cleaned the garage. ugh. you know that's where i stashed the vids, right? she swept all the leaves out of the place, so when i got home, i noticed that the ground was spotless. i immediately looked to where my stash was, and it didn't seem like it had been tampered with. man, i can't trust my mom with anything!
with the lack of good television after the olympics, i think i'm going to resort to watching _america's got talent_. yep. i think it's a horrible show (i mean, david hasselhoff?!), but there's absolutely nothing else on. last night, i was watching a rerun of _how i met your mother_, and it opened up with barney and robin naked in bed, and my mom caught a glimpse of it, and she turned away, apparently uncomfortable with the subject matter. ah, religious folk.
would you be able to sleep with a good friend's ex? i've done it once before, and for whatever reason, my friend was not on my mind. at the time, he was not over her, so he kept calling the girl, and he even told her to tell me, "take care of her." there was some serious heartbreaking drama after that which i won't get into, but anyways, i'll just say for now that the sex itself wasn't weird at all. i guess lust may have blinded me or something. but there are some ex's which i wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
ok, sorry to cut this short, but i gotta run to safeway before heading home. my mom's burning through toilet paper like there's no tomorrow, and i only have one roll left.