so today, i got a match notification on singlesnet (this free-so-far online dating service i signed up on one day out of sheer boredom). i clicked on it, and the girl on the other end was super-cute. i mean painfully, extremely, fuckably cute. the problem? she's 4'11". that's probably too short for me. i mean, i already slouch, and i'd probably develop a permanent hunchback if i had to stoop that low to kiss her every time. but hot damn, this girl is nice; it almost makes me wish i were 5'5" or something. almost.
lunch was a blazing quick outing today. we had our quarterly financial meeting today, and we got out around 12:50. D and I had a meeting at 1:30, so i was like, "hm," so i suggested a quick run to arby's. we spent 25 minutes commuting two and fro, and maybe 12 minutes scarfing down two beef 'n cheddars each. good thing they're still two for $4. yum. of course, i ate mine so fast that i felt ill afterwards. but damn, bnc's are so good.
i get turned on when i find out a girl shaves/waxes her pubes. i know you'll say it's because i watch too much porn, but i adore the look of a bald vadge. it's just so clean-looking! aerodynamic and smooth. it makes me want to munch on it. and it is NOT because it reminds me of a prepubescent girl. i just think it looks very nice. i only had one week of contact with one in my sexual history, and i was so obsessed with it. i couldn't stop looking at the girl's (lack of) pubes, and i really wanted to romp. but i did notice that the stubble grew back pretty quickly. does it itch? get scratchy? it sort of hurt when i went muffdiving. do women get their pubes permanently removed? i wonder if there are any drawbacks to that, because i would recommend the process if it weren't superexpensive or ridiculously painful. what's the point of pubes anyway? do they serve a purpose?
it was a good thing that i didn't have dinner with grace and her volleyball folk last night. apparently, those that partook of a certain dish at hong kong bistro got food poisoning. and grace was one of the unlucky group; the poor girl yacked (multiple times, mind you) into some plants outside on the street. man, i didn't know food poisoning could hit that suddenly. i am not going to hong kong bistro ever again; i have only been there once, and the food wasn't good that one time anyways. apparently, according to her, the "seafood bake" dish was the culprit. so beware!
speaking of puking, i woke up feeling a bit nauseated this morning. so after my morning cig and morning dump, i rushed over to the kitchen sink and dry-heaved. some water and one of my two capsules of herbal medication came up. the capsule was broken in half and partially melted. kind of gross, huh? so i went back upstairs and took another capsule, so now there's an odd number of pills left. ugh. i feel all unbalanced now. OCD sucks!
so the bad news at my company is that we're not getting raises at all this year. BUMMER. the CEO tried to spin it in a positive manner by saying, "well, that's better than layoffs, right?" hm. and the executives are taking pay cuts. our stock hit rock bottom these past two days, so i'm thinking of buying some. i mean, it's getting close to our book value, so i'm thinking it can't drop any lower, right? hm. famous last words, they could be.
has anyone seen the _x-files_ movie yet? is it any good? it didn't score so hot on the tomatometer, so i'm having a hard time finding people to see it with. i'm actually sort of surprised that they came out with another x-files movie, because i didn't think it was relevant to the pop culture scene any more. but i did like the show, so i sort of want to see it.
damn. it's 7:20. i gotta go. sorry to cut this short, but i'll try to write more tomorrow.