for three straight days, i've had ridiculous food coma after lunch. two of those three days have been workdays, so i've come back to the office, and passed out in my cube for at least half an hour. i need to address this issue, because it's hurting my productivity. i've been eating a lot of noodles/pasta, and i think the problem is the carbs. maybe i should try eating a steak and seeing if those carbs are the culprit. hm.
so when you guys wipe your asses, do you wipe forward or backward? i wipe forward, so if i were a girl, i'd probably get some serious infections, as i would be shoveling the shit straight into my vadge. i use the base of my palm as a fulcrum, and i use my fingers to wipe really hard, so hard that sometimes i tear the toilet paper and get shit all over my hands. ha! the next time i take a dump, i'm going to see if i can wipe backwards just for the hell of it. i know that some of my friends wipe backwards, and they give me a look of disbelief when i tell them that i go the other way.
so tonight is the real season finale of _hell's kitchen_. D is coming to watch it with me, but william can't because he's got posh reservations at chez panisse. after this show is over, i'm going to switch over to that japanese game show thing. i've been curious about that show for a while now, and some of my friends have said that it's really funny and entertaining. i remember when i lived in japan, i watched some of their tv, and one of their game shows involved looking at four girls and guessing which one of them was a transsexual. silly stuff like that.
there's no basketball this week. that means the next time i play, i will have had a two-week hiatus. i'll be in really poor shape, i bet. yesterday, D and i went to valley fair mall, and i bought a pair of $100 air jordan's. they've got red markings on them, red for stanford. :) i really wanted adidas shoes, but foot locker didn't carry any, and the few adidas's they had at another store looked kind of shoddy. i got D to buy his first club monaco shirt. now, you should know that he is a thrifty shopper, as he buys polo's from hollister rather than abercrombie and fitch because they're cheaper (kid's clothes, you know?). so club monaco is a big step for him.
the other day, paul was using his GPS as leeya was driving, and there's this tracking function on garmins that tell you your top speed. so i asked him what his was, and he showed me he screen: 142mph. holy shit! i don't think my car can even go that fast, and if it could, i would never dare test that speed, for fear of getting thrown in jail and having my license revoked. i think the fastest i've ever gone is 100mph, on the 101 driving down to san luis obispo to emi's. damn. 142. bra-fucking-vo.
i am itching to go to pho kim long. it's been months since i've had their #27, but man, that place is packed every time we go. we tried to eat there on sunday, but the line was out the door and spilled onto the sidewalk. and being denied there only made me crave it even more. *RAAR* i want my fried noodle and beef dish! (as you can see, i love noodles, especially compared to rice.)
this morning, i got up at 9:30. now, normally, i go into work around 10:30-11am, so for a moment, i didn't quite know what to do. so i went to safeway and bought toilet paper (since my mom used up quite a bit when she stayed with me for a week) and gatorade (80 cents for a big bottle, quite a deal!). i also brought along my haldol medication and asked if they messed up the prescription, since the pills were pink, and for the past few years, they had been orange. the pharmacist told me that they had switched suppliers, so the meds were indeed haldol. *phew*
i was watching E! the other night, and they did a feature on this girl who stars in _gossip girl_. her name is leighton meester, and i think she's rather fetching. she's got this stunning face, imho. it makes me want to watch the show, if it's still on. anyways, she's someone for me to look out for.
i shall eat two kiwi fruits tonight.
my morning song: that miley cyrus song. i know her audience is targetting teeny boppers, but i can't deny that this is one hella catchy tune. however, i draw the line at this song; i tried watching her tv show at mikeC's place a few weeks ago, and after about two minutes, i had to force mike to change the channel. i just couldn't handle it. also, i don't get the controversy over her annie leibovitz picture. it's just her back, right? it's not like she's bearing massive cleavage or a nipple poke through a shirt or anything.
ok. i'm gonna grab dinner at work now. chicken masala!