May 13, 2008

coding high

well, the high is wearing off, but i was really happy with work earlier this afternoon. i wrote a little 200-line C program to do some checking of some data produced by the RTL simulation and the "golden" audio data, and the test passed! the code was fun to write, and i was very pleased with myself. a lot of stuff i do isn't fun at all, but i really enjoy writing code. and C code is more fun than writing RTL code, so it was even better this time around. ah, i should have gone the software route, methinks.

so the heat wave is impending. according to the meteorologist this morning on the radio, this thursday and friday, it's supposed to hit the mid-90's. ouch! i am NOT looking forward to it. i wonder how my body will react when i play basketball on thursday; maybe i'll bring two bottles of gatorade just in case i need some extra hydration. but what i'm worried about the most is sleeping. i can't sleep when it's hot, and even though i sleep naked, being without clothes doesn't help much when my bedroom is around 80+ degrees. ugh.

there was this summer one year back in dallas where i attended a week-long tennis camp from noon until 5pm. it was 115 degrees out on the courts, and when i got home, after my sweat had evaporated, i had these salt crystals all over my body. it was ridiculous. the first day, i think i passed out after i got home. what people told me to do after that day was to fill up two gallon-sized milk jugs with ice, and to drink all the melted water throughout the day, which wasn't hard to do through the course of those five hours. nuts, man.

i love sneezing. it feels good. unfortunately, i can't do it on demand, so i really savor those times when i get a good sneeze or two in. it's really random when it happens, though; like, i just went outside for my 5pm smoke, and when i sat down, i sneezed. why? *ponder* anyways, it's like an orgasm for the nose. yum.

i wonder if i could get off if a girl were to give me a handjob. the problem would be that i would be worried that she's getting bored. same thing goes with blowjobs. i've had girls give me one, and after only a few minutes, i'll feel guilty, and i'll pull them up, and we'll do something else that involves the both of us. yeah, guilt is a real bitch sometimes. i mean, i have no problems if i'm the one giving head, though, because i actually enjoy dishing out the pleasure. but if the situation is reversed, i start feeling really bad.

i had a close call during basketball today. one of the opposing team members passed the ball really hard to one of this teammates, but it went right through his hands and into my stomach. there was this huge "POP" sound, and i immediately felt this sharp pain and fell down, clutching my midsection. i was down for like 30 seconds, curled up in a fetal position, and eventually, the pain went away, and i was able to get up on my own. but damn, if it had been a couple of inches lower, my genitalia and gonads would have been destroyed. *phew*

the other day, one of my female friends was wearing a short skirt. she had nice legs, so i thought it was pretty sexy. if a girl has the legs, then she should flaunt them, that's what i say. i especially like that line/indentation that delineates the quads and the hamstring. it's a similar turn-on to ass dimples or nice cleavage. i remember there was this girl in high school who used to wear this miniskirt (i think the brand was "jongo bongo" or something like that) once in a while, and it was insanely short, and all the guys would go bonkers over her. anyways, since the weather is warming up, i expect to see more girls in short skirts. i'm looking forward to it.

i think i'm overhyping the red mango grand opening too much. it's like _iron man_; i'm bound to be disappointed. especially since when they open on saturday, they might not have the machines calibrated correctly, so the yogurt might be suboptimal. but still, i plan on going this weekend to try it out. and yes, i can't help it, but i am prepared to be blown away. ugh. expectations suck. they ruin everything.

ok. i'm off. gotta buy some altoids.

Posted by dardi! at 06:17 PM | Comments (4)