wow. i just spent the last 40 minutes talking to a coworker about REX's (reverse exchangeable notes). these are really funky investment vehicles, whereby you are guaranteed interest on your investment no matter how far a stock drops. and the cool thing is, even if the stock drops by a certain percentage, you can still get all of your investment back (plus the guaranteed interest)! crazy shit, man. this coworker went to an investment seminar two weeks ago, where he learned about a bunch of funky investment vehicles. i should go to one of these. i have a bunch of cash lying around, and i should put it to work for me.
i'm getting a massage today. i can't wait to be able to lie down for half an hour and have my masseuse relax me with her soothing hands. i used to go every two weeks, but i haven't gotten a massage in a month. it's been a crazy week, and i've got a lot of tension stored up in my body.
tonight, i'm meeting up with jay, alan, etc. (my college buddies) for a long-awaited group dinner. we're going to this southeastern asian restaurant called red lantern in redwood city. jay says some of his acquaintances are jizzing over it, so i hope the food is good. i just hope they have whiskey. (again, i need to de-stress.)
i think kobe tai gives the best blowjobs among all the porn stars i've seen. i dunno. she seems to provide great care and detail, and she does this one move where she inhales the entire schlong. i don't know what she does with it while the whole thing's in there (swirling tongue action?), but the guys always seem to moan in pleasure when that happens. hm. anyways, i'd love to receive head from her to see what a good blowjob feels like.
my skin is not reacting well to the stress i was feeling earlier this week. so far, i've got a painful zit on my right ear, and three (count'em, three!) patches of eczema on my neck. damn, am i sensitive to stress or what? it sucks. hopefully, i can relax this weekend and let the stress melt away. like i said, having a nice whiskey tonight at dinner will be a good start, not to mention that massage i have in a half an hour.
my airport extreme (apple's wireless router) has been giving me trouble at home. so far, for the past 2-3 days, i haven't had internet in my apartment, and i feel so disconnected. i feel like i'm stranded on an island, and it totally sucks. i mean, i can't look up directions, i can't chat with my friends, and worst of all, i can't talk to my parents on skype. i call my parents every weekend, and i always look forward to doing that. ugh. stupid computers. it's amazing how much we rely on them to work 100% on the time, and when they don't, we go batty.
do girls hate it when guys are obsessed with sports? i ask because one of my friends named my "basketball obsession" as an unfavorable trait. i admit, i am a bit crazy with my stanford men, and i do get a bit overly wrapped up with them, especially when they lose. sports are a big part of my life, though. i grew up watching the celtics/lakers (bird vs. magic) with my dad, and then, for a long time, i didn't watch much sports. then, my 5th year in college, i had a sportscenter-crazy roommate (jason), and he got me hooked on the show. and ever since then, i've been a sports fan.
i can see how girls can get jealous of sports-crazed guys because guys start ignoring them when they're watching the game. that's why it would be cool if the girls got into the games as well. i find it very attractive when a girl says that she's into sports. i know one girl who actually lists sportscenter as one of her favorite tv shows, and i find that incredibly, utterly hot. *swoon*
anyways, my mavericks are in a do-or-die situation tonight. in fact, they're playing right now, knotted up with new orleans. sigh. who knew chris paul was this good, being a playoffs newcomer. if the mavs lose this round, i'll be rooting for an old school lakers/celtics finals, with the celtics winning it all. i really want to see kevin garnett win a championship. i even owned his basketball shoes back in the day, and they were really cool-looking. (not the robocop-like ones) i wore them out pretty quickly, though; damn, i should have bought two pairs.
i have this thing about not breaking character. like, when i'm meeting people for the first time, my first impression is an important moment. what i mean is that if i'm quiet, then i'll stay quiet, and if i'm social, i'll try to stay that way. i don't like breaking character. do you know what i mean? i do that because i don't like confusing people. for example, if i start out quiet, then i won't want to suddenly start being talkative because i'll think that people will think i'm being fake or weird or something. yeah, it's kind of weird. so, i put a lot of pressure on myself to make a good first impression.
hm. i'm dreading leaving the office and feeling abandoned with no internet. oh well. it's time for me to go. have a great weekend folks!