hm. after lunch today, during my 2pm smoke, i felt this weird liquidy feeling in my ass, so i went to the bathroom. and i squirted out about a 3/4 cupful of *warm* liquid. it was all blood, bright red and everything. this happens about once every month and a half or so. not good, methinks. i don't feel any pain, but it's probably not a good sign.
a friend of mine forwarded me this pic (nsfw) of emma watson's crotch shot. when he told me it was an upskirt shot, i got excited, but it turned out to be just some pubes. what the hell kind of panties are those? striped and see-through? interesting. anyways, i've always thought emma watson was cute, and now that she's 18, i feel less dirty about it. still, though, i feel like an old perv if i said something like, "i'd do her," so she still needs to do some more growing up before i use that kind of language.
does anybody know when the santa clara gombei opens? D, william and i went to the san jose japantown one today. man, i love that place. when the santa clara location (lawrence and homestead) opens up, i'm going to be going there a lot. i used to go to gombei frequently when i was in college, because the taiko gang was mostly japanese people, so gombei was the natural choice for food. we'd go there probably once every two weeks, and we never got tired of it. *smacks lips*
so mia told me today that yogurt land opened up a location in cupertino. cindyT raves about the yogurt land in LA, and i am wondering if this is the same thing. it's a self-serve, pay-by-the-weight yogurt place. the most important thing is if they have mochi. if so, then i'm all over that. i'd probably get a half-half mixture of yogurt and mochi. i went to yogurt fantasy this past weekend, and their mochi was hard, and they didn't give me much. it's all about the mochi, baby!
i have a thing for green shoes. i've owned four pairs of them in my lifetime (college and beyond), and now my green steve madden's are dying on me. the inner soles are torn apart, and there's a hole developing in the back of the right shoe. so it's time to look for a new pair of green everyday-use shoes. right now, i'm wearing my silver steve madden's, and they're pretty sweet. the big problem, though, is that they're plastic (which makes them cool), but they don't breathe at all, so my feet get really sweaty through the course of the day. i love shoes. i own an abnormally high number of pairs for a guy, but the thing is, i usually stick to only one or two pairs most of the time. hm. i need to start rotating in other pairs to limit the wear on my shoes.
btw, the other pair that i wear a lot are my puma avanti's. they were prominently featured in the fake puma blowjob ad. i have the black pair. i saw that ad, and i was like, "hey, those are neat-o!" and of course, the ad itself was pretty cool, with the blatant sexual overtones and all, like, "if i wear those shoes, then some girl will offer to blow me." :) yeah, i'm a sucker for advertising, always have been.
i've had a lot of vivid dreams lately. i remember only small parts of them, though. one of them involved driving up in eric's car a 60 degree incline, and the road got narrower and narrower until the wheels slipped, and we fell. it was very scary. another dream involved my mom reorganizing my cd collection (i own over 700 cd's), and i got all stressed out, because the bulk of my cd's are alphabetized. and this morning, i dreamt about mrs. field's white chocolate chip macadamia nut coconut cookies. (do they even have that variety? with coconut?) anyways, dreams are cool, but not the first two, when they're scary/stressful.
the other day, i was in D's cube, and i found a gay magazine in his trash. (he swore it wasn't his.) anyways, i picked it up and started flipping through it. lots of ads for gay adult videos, gay chat lines, etc. very interesting stuff, seeing topless and semi-nude guys posing provocatively. i even recognized the dude who was on MTV's _true life_ episode as the straight guy doing gay porn. i decided that i am definitely not attracted to guys, though, although i can admit that a certain guy is attractive. does that make sense?
i'd turn gay for one reason: to see if anal sex felt good (on the recipient's end). oh, and to see if guys gave better head than girls. that latter one makes total sense to me because guys own a schlong, so they must know what feels good and what doesn't. similarly, i think girls would muffdive better than guys would, for the exact same reason.
ok, hm. i was supposed to have a meeting at 4:30, but now it's almost 5:30. damn. the later i have this meeting, the later i get out of work. shit. anyways, have a nice day!