so last night, i donated $200 to _idol gives back_. i made my contribution over the internet, although i really wanted to call in to see if i had a chance to talk to kristy lee cook, hehe. i would have told her that she was hot. anyway, i am curious to know how much of the money actually goes to the charities that they fund, but i hope they use my money for some good.
this morning, i went cheap and got two $1 items from mcdonald's: the sausage mcmuffin (without the egg) and a breakfast burrito (not the mcskillet). both were nasty. i felt so gross afterwards that i actually went out in the parking lot and tried to puke. unfortunately, nothing came up, just a bunch of spit and bubbles. ugh. never skimp on food, that's my new motto!
it's been a frustrating day at the office. this test that i have been trying to run all day didn't work, and at 6pm, i finally got it to work because this stupid environment variable wasn't set. dumb, just absolutely fucking dumb. who knew. i might have to work this weekend; one of the teams here has been working until past midnight for a few weeks now. damn, i hope i don't have to do that.
yes, that old pube picture i showed you yesterday was staged. i actually plucked those two follicles out of my own bush and carefully placed them on the toilet seat. it hurt! :) like i said, they look reddish, and i inspected my thatch last night, and some of my pubes are indeed sort of brownish. i wonder why; it's not like i've blow-dried any of them to make them lose their black color. *ponder*
there's new tv today! yup, brand new episodes of _the office_ and _scrubs_. i'm excited. it's like seeing old friends again, and it's about damn time.
i think it's amazing that our sphincter is capable of telling us whether our bowels contain gas, liquid or solids. very remarkable, really. it must be the smartest muscle in our body. i was outside having a smoke today, and i was about to fart, and all of a sudden, i stopped because i just knew that what i was brewing wasn't gas. so i finished up my cigarette, went into the bathroom, and sure enough, it was pissing-out-of-my-asshole time.
of course, the sphincter is sometimes wrong. about 5-6 years ago, during an afternoon smoking break, i farted, and my ass was wrong. so i shit all over my boxers and jeans, and i had to drive home right then, change, throw my soiled clothes into the washer, and go back to work. it was so traumatic (and embarrassing), knowing that i was still like a baby, capable of taking a dump in my clothes. sigh.
one of my biggest fears (yup, another one) is going on a long walk (or long drive) and having diarrhea or some urgent bowel movement where there is no bathroom. this once happened during chinese summer camp, when we were on a bus on the way back to the dorms. i developed this huge stomachache, and i just had to go #2, and it was about an hour left on the drive. there actually *was* a toilet in the back of the bus, but the nasty shit/piss-filled water was overflowing due to the bumpy ride, so there was no way i was going to use it. so i held it in for that hour, and man, i thought i was going to explode. so yeah, that's a big fear of mine.
i'm glad that i'm regular now, and that i take my morning diarrhea pretty much every day. it cuts down on the possibility of me having an emergency dump, although it still happens from time to time, especially when i have spicy food the previous day.
i am feeling ancy. thursday basketball was cancelled today, and i have all this work frustration and aggression to get out. *RAAR*
ok, i'm gonna cut this short. it's almost 7pm, and i'm still in the office. i gotta get out of here.