poor memphis. (i'm talking about the men's NCAA championship basketball game.) they were up 9 points with 2 minutes left, and they blew it. in the end, missed free throws killed them. mario chalmer's 3-pointer with 2 seconds left tied the game, and kansas had all the momentum after that. nuts. i was rooting for memphis, and they just died. :( exciting game, though. i bet they will be haunted by this for the rest of their lives. i watched the "one shining moment" montage, and brook lopez's shot was in it. yay! :)
but! tonight! stanford women in the championship game! i'm heading off to watch the game at 5:30, and best of luck to us. i'm pretty psyched up. go cardinal!
i'm down to 170 pounds now. my goal is 165, but frankly, i'm getting tired of eating cereal. i'm not getting hungry when i go to sleep, but i'm just bored of my cereal dinners. i want more taste! i grew up on my mom's cooking, and she used a lot of flavors in her dishes. my dad and i love spicy food, and in fact, my dad used to carry around a small jar of red pepper wherever he went. i worry about his digestive tract because of that. i don't think he does that anymore, though, so maybe his GI system can recovering. i worry about my own stomach sometimes, after all the spicy shit that i consume. i've told you all about my spicy dumps, right?
i saw a picture of a kate bosworth nipple slip today. very exciting stuff. i mean, what's weird is that i watch porn, so you'd think that a nipple slip would be no big deal. but they are. i think it's because these are big-name actresses, people whose private bits you *aren't* supposed to see. so it's all about the taboo factor. anyways, she has pink nipples! i love pink ones. so cute, i want to nibble on them.
i've bitten a girl's nipple so hard i thought i was going to draw blood. but instead, the girl moaned in pleasure. what does it feel like to a girl? i mean, i just squeezed my nipple really hard just now, and it didn't feel good at all. in fact, it sort of hurt. hm. i guess girls have pleasure sensors embedded in their nipples or something? *ponder*
i hope i don't get food poisoning. i woke up late today, so by the time i got to mcdonald's, they had stopped serving breakfast. so i ordered a filet o' fish, which i usually love, but the fish in today's sandwich tasted kind of funny, a little bit sour. maybe it had gone bad or something? ugh. hopefully, it doesn't wreck my stomach.
i wonder how adopted children feel towards their natural parents. do they resent the fact that their biological parents gave them up? two of my friends adopted a child, and i wonder if the kid knows that he/she's adopted. when is the right time to tell? and do kids have a natural desire to find out who their original parents are? they must, right?
so adam forwarded me a wikipedia article about this plant husk that's supposed to firm up my turds. (he got it from a recent twitter from eric.) i'm curious to try it out. apparently, it can be found in metamucil, so maybe i'll get some and see what'll happen if i take it. i really miss solid dumps. but i'm sort of scared that i have atrophy in my sphincter muscle, and i'll tear it if i suddenly start having solid poo again. i remember that one solid shit i had in taiwan last year, and even though it was really thin, it took a lot of hard pushing to get out. yikes!
have you ever gotten hemorrhoids? i've never had it myself, but one of my ex's had it once. she even bent over and let me examine it a few times. it looked like a worm coming out of her ass. kind of neat, kind of nasty. i'm not sure if we bought preparation h to treat it or not. but man, i hope i never get it. i can't imagine what it would be like if taking dumps hurt a lot; it's a regular part of my daily routine, something that would totally suck if pain were involved. that's also why i have this deathly fear of kidneystones.
i crave a nice bowl of kimchee jige. spicy, i tell you.
how come dogs don't need their asses wiped after they take dumps? do they pinch off that cleanly? i have this fear that they still have dingleberries or some form of anal residue, so i don't like it when they sit on my lap, for fear of leaving skidmarks on my clothes. i mean, thank goodness that humans have that cleft in their asses, or else i bet we'd leave "matter" in our underwear all the time. fyi, i still don't wipe until i'm clean because i can't stand the idea of looking at the toilet paper. so instead, i just wipe twice, really hard.
ok. time to go. i'm gonna skip the cereal and grab some real food tonight. go stanford!