man, i got excited last night. i was surfing facebook right before i was going up to bed, and i saw that one girl i liked changed her network from NYC to SF. i was like "she moved?! HERE?!" but then, this morning, i checked again, and there was no trace of that change in status. so i'm thinking maybe it was an april fool's joke. :( so now i'm bummed. what a cruel, cruel thing to do.
yeah, i can understand why a girl would be turned on by lesbian porn. you look at the things that one of the porn actresses is doing to another girl, and you put yourself in her shoes and imagine how good the action must feel. i think that's what i get from watching straight porn; i get off on thinking about the pleasure that the guy is feeling. that's why i like watching money shots, esp. when the guy blows his wad inside a girl or in her mouth. and that's also the the reason why lesbian porn does nothing for me: there's no one to relate to!
yeah, i think religious differences should be avoided in dating and marriage. like, i see how different my mom's views are from my dad's, or in my nuclear family, and i'd like to avoid that in my own future family. like i said, my mom and brother are super-devout, and my dad and i aren't. it's caused a rift in my family, and i don't like it. that's why i most likely would not date a christian girl. but of course, my mom and her christian posse are all praying that i find a "nice, christian lady," and i have no idea what will happen if i introduced a future agnostic/atheist girl to them. they would probably be very disappointed and disapprove. ugh. religion just causes problems when not everyone believes the same thing.
i only played two basketball games today (although they were long ones: 11-10 and 8-11). i left after only half an hour, and i really should push myself to play more and get more exercise. after i left, they played 3-on-3, *full court*! i've never heard of that before. man. that must be tiring. but i was just exhausted after running a few fast breaks, and i felt really winded. man, i am out of shape. we don't even play on regulation courts, either. ok, on thursday, i promise myself i'm gonna try harder.
hm. handjobs. how good can a girl's handjob be? i've never gotten one from a girl before. i can't imagine how it would be different from one i've given myself, except this time, i don't have to any work on my own. *ponder* ok, that's something new to try out in the future. tekoki time!
i think i'm very lucky to be uncircumcised. i can't imagine having to use lube every time i flush my pipes, or how raw it would be without using lube. in this day and age of good hygiene, do baby boys still get circumcised? i think that's mean and barbaric. i know my brother is cut, because when he was a baby, i sometimes caught a glimpse of him getting bathed, and he had a crusty scab on the tip of his schlong. poor guy. (i was born in taiwan, so that's why i wasn't cut.)
growing up as a small child, i did have some smegma, though. i remember taking baths as a kid, and sometimes, when i pulled back my foreskin, some pasty white flakes would come out. and as a side note, it took several years before i could pull it all the way back. i still vividly remember being like 4-5 years old and going to the doctor, and i lay there as they examined my schlong, and the doctor told my parents that i needed to clean myself better down there. but these days, i'm sure that people take much better care of themselves from a cleanliness standpoint.
so at least one of stanford's basketball teams made it to the final four. the women (featuring superstar candice wiggins, the first player to score 40+ points in two games in the tournament) beat #1 seed maryland last night. it was a great game. i'm so happy for us. however, i'm still really bummed out about the lopez twins. i mean, they're *super* committed to the NBA. they're not even doing that whole "testing the waters" thing; they're hiring an agent and everything, so there's no turning back. sigh. we will have absolutely no post presence next year, not even taj finger or peter prowitt.
so you all know that i deeply *heart* dr pepper. and guess what? facebook is offering free gifts of dr pepper today! so jack and cindy gave me a can of it this morning, which greatly amused me. haha. yes, i am still down to one can a day, although right now, i'm really *really* tempted to drink another one. must. fight. the. urge.
i got back pictures from my cousin's wedding this past december. man, my hair is ridiculous. i had that mohawk-type thing, and it looks like somebody put a cone on the top of my head. ugly. seriously, i had no idea it looked that bad. i think i'm going to gel my hair more often and get rid of that triangle look. at first, i thought it was ok, but after seeing those pictures, now i know how horrible it looks. damn, my friends, somebody should have told me!
so gay porn, huh. i can't deny that i'm curious to see some, maybe just once. when a guy has sex with another dude, is he able to hit his partner's prostate with his schlong? i've heard that tickling the prostate feels really good. of course, i can't reach my own (although i've never tried), so i don't know about it. plus, i've never had a prostate exam before, either.
so for you guys who own homes, do you pee standing up? what do you do about the splashes? do you wipe them off after going, or do you just let them evaporate? whenever i piss in my own or friends' houses, i always sit down. it's something my dad made me do when i was growing up. i think i may be the only dude i know who does that.
ok. almost 6pm. gotta run some errands at safeway tonight.