March 26, 2008

sixty-nine

hm. while the 69 is a good idea, i find that it is not the best way to give head to either party. for example, the guy's tongue usually licks up, but upside-down, it's the opposite angle to hit the clitoris, and the clitoral hood blocks the way for optimal pleasure-giving. and also, the girl is upside down with respect to the schlong, and thus her tongue doesn't get to hit the bottom ridge of the penis, which is the most sensitive area. furthermore, i find that the 69 is too distracting for each party involved to give the other person their undivided attention. so all in all, while it is a neat concept, that sexual position is logistically flawed. so i'm not a big fan of it. *shrug* :)

so today, D and i were both craving japanese food, so we called up william, and we picked him up and headed to gombei. ah, my favorite restaurant. i was fully 100% satisfied with my meal. i LOVE this place! i'll be totally stoked when the one in santa clara opens up, and i won't have to trek all the way to menlo park or downtown san jose to get my fix.

i was totally disappointed with kristy lee cook's song choice: "god bless the USA." what a lame way to draw the redneck patriotic crowd. i mean, i still think she's hot, but somehow, her brain is not quite right. i'm starting to really like david cook, though. every week he does something cool, and last night's rendition of "billie jean" was pretty damn awesome. i may want to do kristy, but i want david to win it. but, i have one question about him: is he going bald? he looks like he has a combover.

re: muffdiving, no, i have never met a girl who's disliked cunnilingus. i have had one girl be embarrassed by it, though, but that was because she felt that she wasn't "clean" enough down there. at the time, though, i was completely wasted, so i don't remember if her vadge was smelly or crusty. i have never given a rimjob, though, fyi.

on the flip side, i have never really enjoyed getting a blowjob. i mean, the idea of it excites me, but none of my ex's gave good ones. once, i even lost my boner while receiving head, to her dismay. :( i'm not sure if it's because i've had gf's with bad technique, or i just don't like blowjobs. hm. maybe i should get kobe tai to give me one, because seeing how she does it, it looks really tantalizing. part of it might be my fault, because i don't know how i like it, and i've never been proactive in teaching a girl how to do it in such a way that makes it feel good. i do remember that the very first blowjob i got, my hands went tingly. but like i said, i think it was the excitement of the act that got me all aroused, and not the physical sensation of what was happening.

so for my friend's wedding, a group of us bought him a $1000 bed frame. we all signed a card, and i wrote, "bed = sleep. bed = sex. have fun. =)" hehe. the guy told me that his (now) wife was amused by the note. i'm glad. i usually try to incorporate something about sex in all of my wedding congratulatory wishes, because, really, sex is important in any relationship, and marriage shouldn't kill it.

two mornings ago, around 8am, i heard this really loud buzzing (like a chainsaw) right outside my window. and then, i heard this mulching sound, like a tree getting chewed up by a big toothy machine. a couple of hours later, when i got out of bed and went out for my morning smoke, i noticed that the view outside seemed clearer. and then it hit me: they had removed the tree outside my doorstep! *RAAR* i wonder why the hell they did that. poor tree. a month ago, it looked beautiful, with these pink blossoms, and now it was gone. :( i wonder why the housing association decided to get rid of it. i guess it had something to do with karma; i was given a tree a few weeks ago, and now i've lost one.

yesterday, i took some time to read over my cousin's college application essay. she grew up in taiwan, and english is her second language, so as expected, there were lots of grammar and wording problems. her essay was about coming to the states, facing going to a high school where she knew no one, going back to taiwan to finish up school, and taking guitar/drum lessons as an activity. it didn't really have a single strong coherent theme, but i decided not to give any advice as to the content of the essay. but after reading about what she went through (coming to the US not knowing anyone), i feel bad for her. moving is tough, especially as you get older, and for a shy person like my cousin, it can be a total nightmare. one of the reasons why i would never move from the bay area is that i could never start over again. i would say that 90% of my friends are here, so this is where i'm planning on staying.

this random dude i don't know went to my facebook profile and fed my pet monkey monchichi. he didn't just pet it, but he bought food and gave it to monchichi. i wonder what drove him to do that. i am curious about who he is, and i'm tempted to write him a message. i'd be much more inclined to do it if it were a girl, though. but the whole thing is very interesting to me, i.e. how strangers interact with one another. this internet thing is such a dynamic community, and people who don't each other can poke, prod, and communicate. i find it fascinating, and that's a good thing. hell, i've made a lot of friends (and have reconnected with some old ones) because of the internet, and i'm forever grateful for this technological advancement.

i was telling cindyT earlier today that my eyeglass fetish is a dangerous one. girls who wear glasses can look ugly without them. this happened with some of the women i dated, and it was a big disappointment. better to go out with a girl who looks good without glasses and find out later that she sometimes dons eyewear, which would be a great bonus surprise. but yeah, i have a pretty bad eyeglass fetish. (and eyebrows, too, which you know already.) it's all about framing the eyes.

i'm glad that _the moment of truth_ is having its season finale tonight. as much as i am addicted to this show, i think it's really trashy. and apparently, tonight's woman is going to be really ruthless, and she's going to treat her husband like shit. poor guy.

ok, that's it for today. man, i crave dr pepper. but so far, in these past two days, i've only had 1 can at work. gambatte!

Posted by dardi! at 05:58 PM | Comments (4)