so D and i had lunch with justin today at e-noodle. this may be the last time we see him ever again. he's moving to vancouver next week to work for a startup, so he may very well be out of the bay area forever. godspeed, justin! it's funny; at e-noodle, the waitress took one look at me, and asked immediately if i wanted dumplings. ha! i guess my love for dumplings is well known.
my morning song: "in my arms" by erasure. this came off of their _cowboy_ album, which i really liked. it's the only song i know of that uses the word "magenta." honestly, who the hell uses that word? the concert that fb girl and her friends were going to was at the independent, and i went there last to see erasure with yuji. when i brought it up, i got deafening silence. they had never heard of erasure before! what?! they're like 5 years younger, and i was surprised that there was such a generation gap there.
so one of my friends had a freak accident while snowboarding. apparently, she hit her crotch on her bindings, and according to her words, she "burst the capillaries in her vulva." !! she said it hurt like a mofo, and she had to waddle down the mountain and go to the ER. it swelled up (she called it her "left nut sack"), and she had to stay in bed for like two weeks. now that's a really weird injury, but i can imagine how painful it would be. i have nightmares about tearing my schlong, like ripping my penishole or something. *shivers* that's why that video of the girl jamming a dildo into the guy's meatus scares me so. that ain't natural, folks!
so re: sexy voices. one girl (my uncle's friend's daughter), ann, had this breathy voice, and it was the perfect timber, and it was just awesome. i only talked to her twice, and once it was over the phone, and i was just so turned on. (she was cute, too; she had short hair, a bonus for me.) she was a bit younger than me, and the summer after my freshman year, when i was back in dallas, she asked me to some dance for high schoolers. i politely declined the invitation (i was going out with k1 at the time, for one), but now i regret it (not cheating on k1, but at least keeping in touch with ann). i wonder where she is now. sometimes you meet people, and then lose contact, and you regret not keeping in touch with them because they're pretty much lost forever. ann's one of those people.
last night, as i was sitting on my couch, i shook my head, and i heard this rattling/crunching sound in my right ear. so i started digging away with my pinky finger, and i got not one, not two, but THREE pieces of brown pasty earwax out. crazy! i must have hyperactive sebaceous glands. it must be some miracle that i can hear at all. maybe i should go schedule a physical and get an ear cleaning on the side. my right ear's gunk smells moreso than my left ear's stuff, but these pieces were pretty much odorless. weird.
sometimes i really wonder if technology is making us completely stupid. i used to have all of my friends' phone numbers and e-mail addresses memorized, but now, with cell phones and computerized address books, that's all unnecessary. i don't know anybody's phone numbers anymore, not even one. it's pretty pathetic, actually. and stuff like GPS's makes us not need to remember how to get around. i will always remember greg's admonishment of "don't let GPS make you stupid!" when i first purchased mine. i think he's right. we're getting dumb.
what makes a shampoo anti-dandruff? i thought having dandruff means that you have a flaky scalp. how can a shampoo correct that? does it moisturize your head's skin? does it exfoliate the scalp as you wash it so all the flakes come off as you shower? i've always wondered about that.
man, i need to find time to do my taxes. probably this weekend or next weekend. i've had all my documents for weeks now; i just need to sit down and do it. yuck. i highly recommend (if you do turbotax online) the audit defense service. i got audited last year, and this was a godsend. all it cost me was like $40, and they did everything; the only thing i needed to do was fax them all of my documents, and they dealt with the IRS on my behalf. *phew*
ok, time to take off. i wonder if that tree i received is still there.