so the big news in the NFL is that brett favre has announced his retirement. even though he's been the franchise quarterback of one of dallas's biggest postseason rivals, i've always enjoyed watching him play. (it doesn't hurt that he's never won at texas stadium, either.) i'm going to miss him. he has a hot wife (deanna), btw. godspeed, brett! i wish you happy trails.
even though i just went to su's yesterday, i'm totally craving mongolian bbq again. my sauce recipe is damn good (3 scoops soy sauce, 1.5 scoops garlic, and 1.5 scoops chili paste, topped off with a dusting of white pepper). yum. maybe i'll D if he wants to go again next week. we're having lunch tomorrow with justin, who just got back from a 3-day trip to taiwan. man, such a short stay there. i wonder if he ever even got adjust to the time difference before he had to come back.
fyi, i am not attracted to bitchy girls. just bitchy-*looking* girls. i don't enjoy arguing, and i don't like to be treated badly. there's a difference. i think i liked fb girl's profile picture because she was glaring at the camera, and her eyes just looked really sharp and piercing. yeah, that was it.
and no, i have never been spanked during sex. i don't think i would enjoy that. do girls enjoy spanking? i've seen it done a lot in porn, to the point where you can see the guy's red handprint on the girl's ass. it doesn't sound pleasant to me, but sometimes the girl squeals in pleasure. hm. i just don't get it, i suppose.
do you people care about a significant other's voice? i don't know if i'm the only one, but it's a big deal to me. the way i figure, if i'm going to be talking to a girl a lot, i had better like her voice. a bad voice is a big turn-off for me. alan thinks i'm being shallow, but i don't think so. like, i don't like fobby accents, low-pitched timbers, etc. in my past experience, there were two girls who had the sexiest voices, and it was to the point where i actually got turned on talking to them. man, that was hot; i could listen to them forever, and that's a quality that i want in a mate.
so guess what. my apartment was picked by the arbor day association or whatever it's called, and last night, as i drove back home, i noticed they delivered me a tree! what the hell am i supposed to do with a tree? (ok, duh, i'm supposed to plant it, i know.) but i don't own the townhome, and i don't know if the housing association will let me do it in the first place. so i just called up my property manager today and told her that i am now in possession of a brand spankin' new tree. she laughed when i told her. apparently, she's going to take care of it. (how, i don't know.)
i think something's a little off when i can buy breakfast at mcdonald's (a sausage and egg mcmuffin and hash browns) for $3.88 but my medium frozen yogurt plus mochi costs $5.24. but hey, i'm willing to pay for the dessert, so i shouldn't complain, right? mmmm... mochi.
hm. i haven't had milk in many months now. i wonder if i'm lactose intolerant again. i'd hate to have to go through that painful diarrhea phase again. (yes, i already have it, but it's regular. what i'm talking about is the stomachaches, the farting, and the random strike-you-at-any-moment diarrhea.) maybe i should get some milk and cereal and start having that for dinner again on occasion.
nelson's still trying to get tickets for us to the cure concert. he says that he can't pick the seats, so he's stuck with whatever ticketmaster gives him. and so far, he's been given seats on the side, which gives us a poor view of the stage. rats. the cure is one of the few remaining bands that i'd like to see, so i'm interested in going. but like i said, i don't know if i can sit still for three hours, which is how long the band is known for playing for. three hours! that includes 10-song encores and such.
ok, well, i need to cut this short and head off to get a haircut. it's been way too long, and my mohawk needs to get trimmed off. jimmy's wedding is less than two weeks away, and i need to look my best!