so i'm starving. i forgot to get breakfast today, and by the time i got to work, i didn't feel like driving back out and getting food. (remember that today was a basketball day.) after playing bball, i never feel hungry, but an hour later, my stomach was starting to cramp up. by the way, bball was awesome. my teams won all of our games, and we showed resilience, even against some well-matched teams that played man defense. good job! so far, i've only had liquids and a twix bar. i think i'm going to be looking for a big dinner tonight.
a friend of mine forwarded me two links (NFSW): elise and amy, two escorts who are available for hire in california. they are EXPENSIVE! i read through their bios, and they seem to be impressive. i bet they're also good in bed, too. the first one is pretty brave to show her face in her pictures, along with some nudes in her gallery. i mean, if you're attractive, and you're as smart as you say you are, then go ahead and make your money, that's what i say. it's a free country. i've seen shows about gay escorts making bank, too. i wonder how easy it is to get these people in bed. i mean, there's sort of an expectation, given the prices, right? *ponder*
to the commenter who wants to start smoking, i say, don't do it. smoking is a nasty habit. i really intend to quit someday, sooner rather than later. i'm killing myself, literally! honestly, if my next girlfriend wants me to quit, then i'll probably do it. it's for the best, really.
i have a love/hate thing with pretzels. jeremy brought some over for the super bowl the other weekend. i love the saltiness, but then again, pretzels are dry. ("these pretzels are making me THIRSTY!") surely but slowly, i'm working my way through the bag that jeremy brought.
so two hours of _american idol_ tonight. it's hollywood week! hm. it starts at 8pm, and i wonder if i can meet up with someone for dinner tonight. lately, i've been having a lot of taco bell. it's cheap, but it's probably making me fat. ugh.
yeah, i don't think i have a very "grabbable" butt. :( it's pretty slim. but a friend of mine showed me some pictures of a guy with ass implants, and they are ridiculous-looking! i mean, his ass puts jennifer lopez's to shame. talk about one round, bulbous butt. why would anybody do that? it looks totally comical. but yeah, i have come to appreciate a woman's ass. i am still a more of a chest person, but over the years, i have grown to love a nice, ripe, munchable, slappable backside. *yum* girls with no asses look just weird and unattractive to me. one movie scene that shows off jlo's impressive behind is from the movie _out of sight_, when she's wearing that short miami dolphins jersey and a pair of short cutoff sweats. work it girl!
i think i've seen every early _scrubs_ episode at least twice. every night, there are four episodes, two on comedy central and two on WGN. last night, one of them was the one were JD finally gets elliot, but then realizes he doesn't her. has this ever happened to anyone before? a milder version of this has happened to me, like i think i want a girl so much, but right after i've slept with her, the feeling sort of subsides and disappears. that's just horrible, isn't it? i mean, it must be the hormones tricking you into making you think you really love a girl, and after you've shot you wad, you're like, "get out of my bed, i just want to go to sleep." ugh. evil, deceptive hormones!
this is similar to that whole thing, "we want what we can't get." and once you get it, you take it for granted. sigh. human nature is so terrible sometimes. why can't we keep our perspectives in order and let things stay precious to us? we always have to ruin things. what a fault!
i have a video of a small horse having sex with a woman. it's pretty jawdropping stuff. i can't imagine that the girl liked it, because the horse was pretty rough. i never knew that an equine schlong was so long! it would be interesting if animals and humans could conceive, and we could have interspecies babies. then, we could see just how many people had sex with non-human beings, out in farm country or something. i once heard that a dude tried to have sex with his dog, and the pooch's hind legs locked together, and the guy had to go to the hospital with his dog on his weiner. how embarrassing!
one thing that i've noticed is that i'm partially attracted to girls who look bitchy. i don't know why. like, maybe i think they're unapproachable, and i like the challenge. *shrug* when i first saw k2, she looked mean, very "together." the way i first contacted her was through a one-line anonymous e-mail asking her if she was approachable. surprisingly, she replied, and that's how we started corresponding. anyways, yeah, you'd think that a guy wouldn't like to be with a mean-looking bitchy girl, but maybe i like the idea that i can somehow break down her walls and find a softie inside?
ok, i'm posting this a bit early today. i did some coding, too. and coupled with an awesome bball outing, it's been a good day so far.