ah, so i got some feedback (from cindyT) about condoms in porn. interesting. however, if they were trying to show realistic birth control practices, i'd be happier with them showing the girl taking the pill before sex and them going at it without a rubber. ha! how many serious couples use a condom? don't they just use the pill? condoms ruin sex, imho. i hate them.
once, when i was having dinner with a friend, she opened her purse and took a birth control pill. i was turned on. it was because she was hot (one of the most attractive people i know), and i imagined myself having sex with her without having to worry about using a condom. alas, she's married now, and i haven't seen her in a few years. i miss her. she openly told me about how she was a champion of using vibrators, especially the g-spot one. so she was grafenberg-enabled! totally HOT.
have any of you girls out there had a g-spot orgasm? the way one of my ex's got one was by being on top, and she just wiggled front-to-back. my schlong is slightly curved upward, so maybe i was able to hit the front wall of her vadge. anyways, i had never seen a girl come so hard in my life; she was reduced to a quivering lump afterwards. it was fucking amazing. of course, she ejected a whole mass of liquid during it (female ejaculation), and it smelled a bit like urine. it's a bit of a mess (i mean, it SOAKED my pubes), but for the girl, it's totally worth it. i would be happy to hear stories from you girls out there about it felt for you and how you were able to achieve it.
my morning song of the day: "classical gas" by mason williams. i love this guitar piece, and it was only until a few months ago that i learned the title of this masterpiece instrumental. i even downloaded it from iTunes.
i had lunch with some ex-coworkers of mine today at sneha (indian buffet). before that, i called up another ex-coworker, and i found out some news and updates that i was NOT happy to hear. in fact, it depressed me. it makes me wonder if i should start looking for another job, if at least, to use the offer as some leverage to get more money here. i don't know how this woman knows so dirt about my company. some people are so well networked. either that, or i'm just really clueless about the goings on and what not.
a friend of mine (and his girlfriend) called me up today to ask where sapphire is. he's in las vegas, and for those of you who don't know, sapphire is the largest strip club in the world or something. there are around 300 or so girls working there. i've always wondered if taking your gf to a strip club is a good idea. i mean, if you were a girl, would you want to see your guy getting aroused by another woman, probably one that's hotter than you? i know some of my ex's would not have been down with that. anyways, i hope they have a good time tonight.
fyi, i don't use those toilet seat covers when i take a dump outside my house. i use toilet paper and wipe the seats down before i sit. i know this probably doesn't do much in terms of being sanitary. to be honest, i don't know how those seat covers work. how do they get flushed down? i think there's a flap that sinks into the water, and it gets dragged down when you flush, right? does that work when you have chronic diarrhea like i do?
sometimes i wonder if i should go into mercenary mode and change jobs every two years or so, which would constantly bump up my salary. or, i could go from startup to startup in dreams of striking it rich. or, do like my ex-coworker suggested today, i.e. get an offer and use it to negotiate a better salary at my current company. i have this tragic thing called loyalty, and it makes me weak. but money is also important to me, and i have this feeling that i'm not getting paid as much as i could be. (note, i used the word "could" and not "should.")
i was finally able to get in contact with my parents last night (they're on new year break in taiwan, so they're constantly out and about), and my dad pressed me to think about two issues in my life: career and family. so far, i've done nothing with either one. so i guess you could say that i'm getting pressure from my parents to "progress" in my life. ugh. you know me; i'm lazy, and i'm used to coasting about with my inertia. so we'll see, i guess, where i go in the next few years. but i *do* want to have something interesting to report by the time i have my next college reunion.
i forgot to wear red yesterday. but i did see a girl wear a ribbed turtleneck sweater, and she was skinny with a nice set of boobs. and the ribbed nature of her sweater formed this nice contour map of breasts, like a topographical map outlining her chesty formation. ah, sweet. i so wanted to grab them and nuzzle away. MOUNDS!
i've been getting backaches in the morning. it hurts to switch sides in bed. it goes away within a few minutes after i get up, but while i'm lying there, it really bugs. i wonder if i should get a real bed. i've been using this futon for over a decade now. beds are important; you spend an inordinate amount of time in it, so you should definitely invest in a good one. hm.
ok, i'm off. my boss left almost 3 hours ago. what am i still doing here? anyways, have a STUPENDOUS weekend folks!