so i went to go take a leak at the office this morning, and both urinals were taken. i went to a stall, and first, i noticed that the water was yellow. the asshole didn't flush. second, i noticed that the toilet seat was covered with pee splatters. the asshole didn't even bother to raise the seat. GOD DAMMIT. what a fucking bastard. that really pissed me off. i raised the seat, did my deed, lowered the seat, and even wiped the seat clean with some toilet paper. shit, when are people this inconsiderate? some people need to be shot. *grumbles* i was fuming for the next 15 or so minutes. even now, when i think about it, i'm getting really upset.
anyways, i was talking to a friend about how a girl learns how to give blowjobs. apparently, her first sexual encounter guy was a good teacher. bravo for her! i've always wondered how people learn to be good in bed, and communication is key. like i've said many times, i've had horrible blowjobs in the past. i once even lost my boner while receiving head. yes, it was embarrassing for her, but it was a testament to how awful she was. but it's also my fault for not being proactive in telling her what i liked and how to do it. i mean, once, the girl was holding my erect schlong in her hand, and she asked me, "what do you like?" and all i could muster up was, "no teeth." damn, i guess i am partly to blame for not instructing the girl.
so my friend pointed me to more pictures of the gillian chung sex scandal. some of the pictures show that edison guy chowing her box. that's hot! i wonder how those pictures were taken. i guess he had a timer on or something. anyways, some of the pictures show her vadge in plain view, and damn, she's got a hairy beast of a beaver. i would imagine that the dude got a lot of pubes stuck in his teeth while giving her head. ha! i always found that to be annoying. but what's also bad is after the girl shaves her pubes, and the growing stubble gets all scratchy on my face.
i bought some stock today. sirf, the GPS chip-making company, fell by over 50% today on some very bad news. i got the tip from a coworker, so i picked up a few hundred shares. let's hope the company can make a turnaround in the next year(s). if it works out, i'll take him out to lunch or something.
re: being spoiled by women. yeah, i would say that i've gone out with some pretty attractive women. one of them was a model in high school. she was also pretty tall, standing at a mighty 5'10". and she was hapa, and you know that lots of half-asian people can be pretty hot. and another girl i went out with was a cheerleader, and she had a nice body (well, this is a terrible thing, but she battled with eating disorders before and while we were going out). anyways, i've dated other girls as well, and i found that i sort of lost the attraction with those that weren't as physically "gifted" as those two. yeah, i know, i'm sort of shallow that way. which makes me believe that i am spoiled.
i was facebook-messaging my friendly ex today, and she was telling me how she misses sleeping in because of her kids. i wonder how that'll affect me when i finally get some children of my own. i mean, i sleep in until 11 practically every day. from what i hear, kids get up around 5-7am or so. that's cutting deeply into my sleep schedule! nuts. talk about painful.
speaking of waking up early, i have to get out of bed at 8:30 tomorrow morning to take my car to the dealer for its 86,250 mile checkup. (subtract 3,750 from 90K.) i'm also gonna ask them to take a look at the idle control system, as my car died a few times after starting it back in december.
i actually got to mcdonald's early enough today to get their breakfast. (they stop serving at 10:30.) ah, sausage and egg mcmuffin and hash browns. that's good shit. i love mcd's sausage.
i never understood the whole "sex for dominance" thing in the animal kingdom, including the human kingdom. like, one time, john's dog buddy started humping a puppy. i was like, "doesn't buddy know peanut is a male dog?" and john said, "no, he's doing it for dominance." and you know, how male prison inmates rape other males, or even normal rape among men and women. i don't get it. why would you want to fuck another simply to show power? i suppose sex to me is all about pleasure and attraction and love. and if i'm angry at someone, i suppose i'd want to smite them, not have sex with them.
i think i have heartburn or something. my esophagus has been on fire all afternoon. i don't think the dr pepper is helping.
today is $2 tuesday at yogurt fantasy. but i don't want to go there by myself. i think i'm gonna call up greg or aimee (who have semi-plans to go) and see if i can meet them there or something. i think i'm addicted!
oh, for those of you in the bay area who want to see some cool music/drumming, come to this concert on february 15th at stanford. on ensemble is this rad taiko (though they do more than just taiko) group, and i played with two of their members in college. and before or after the concert, you can stop by and say hi to me! :)
ok, damn, this esophagus burning is really starting to irritate me. i'm gonna go home now.