so i'm curious to watch this new game show on fox tonight. it's called "moment of truth" or something like that. basically, contestants are asked difficult/personal questions for money (up to $500,000) while being strapped to a lie detector. for example, a male contestant might be in a failing marriage in front of his wife, and asked, "would you cheat if you knew no one would know?" or, an obese person would ask the question, "do fat people repulse you?" stuff like that. leave it to fox to come up with an idea like that.
last night, i finished the last of the turnip cake that grace's mom made for me. before, though, i made a small taco bell run (just a spicy chicken burrito and a meximelt) to get some fire sauce for the turnip cake. the turnip cake itself is a bit bland, so i needed something to eat it with. (no, i don't have soy sauce.) yes, it's a bit strange to eat it with fire sauce, but they actually go decently well together. thanks, grace's mom!
earlier today, i got a can of dr pepper from the break room, and then i had to go pee. i was holding the dr pepper in my left hand, which is the same hand i use to hold my schlong when i take a leak at a urinal. my fingers got really cold, and when i touched my schlong, it shriveled in frigid anguish. YOWZA! never get a handjob from a girl with cold fingers, that's what i realized. i've gotten massages from my doctor when she'd had cold hands, and that is not pleasant. luckily, though, soon after she starts rubbing for a while, her hands heat up. man, that just isn't pleasant.
did i ever tell you guys that i bought a skirt once? yeah, back during my junior year in college, alan and i went to get haircuts, and next door to the supercuts was a gap. so afterwards, we shopped there for a while, and i spied this long denim wraparound skirt. and for some insane reason, i decided to try it out, and i bought it. !! i wore it once, publicly, but just inside the dorm. i think i was inspired by k1 for that idea. hm. i got some strange looks by the girls who were working at the gap, though. and also, one of the girls asked for alan's number. i thought it would have been funny if alan told her no because he and i were a gay couple. ha!
so what's the deal with BSE (mad cow)? is it still a danger? when news of it in the US first came out, i got pretty paranoid. i stopped eating beef for a few months. but what ultimately doomed me was pepperoni on pizzas. and then alan bought some fred's steak and got me to cave in once again. after that, it was all downhill from there. they say symptoms take like 5 years to show, so i wonder if i'm gonna go mad in a year or so. *shivers*
i'm pretty booked solid for the next 11 weeks at work. my boss rolled out his schedule for my team, and i've got three tasks that are supposed to take 4, 3, and 4 weeks. we'll see if i can make it. i'm the "critical path," according to him. i HATE being the critical path. so i had better get my ass moving!
one of my friends noted that he has to turn up his thermostat a few degrees at night now (in bed) that his girl is off on a business trip. ah, body heat. i wonder if they sleep naked. back when i was younger (before i turned 25), my body put out an intense amount of heat. my stomach was hot to the touch; it was like i had a nuclear reactor in my belly. (no wonder i was so skinny back then!) it was pretty awesome; my gf loved it. she would warm up her cold feet on my stomach, much to my strenuous objections. but alas, the fire has since cooled off, and i'm all lukewarm now. boo hoo.
so i asked my friend C about what kind of impression this blog gives of me, and she replied that for those people who only read my blog, it's not very favorable. yes, i know, i talk about sex (fluffers!) and shit (ah, my daily diarrhea!) and all sorts of unsavory topics, but she did say that once people get to know me, they understand that they can talk to me about just about any topic. i dig that. i like being open about stuff, and i am proud of the fact that people can approach me candidly with any subject, and they can trust me with their issues.
i am grateful to my friend J for introducing me to ana ivanovic. i watched her match against venus williams the other night in the australian open quarterfinals. ana won in straight sets, and i'm stoked. she's got a really cute face, baby fat and all. (after all, she's only 20 years old.) she's up against daniela "miss neverending legs" hantuchova in the semi's. daniela's got something like 40+ inch legs. amazing! i'd love to see her do the splits in bed, haha.
alan and ting are going snowcamping this weekend. i don't understand the allure. i mean, you go to a freezing place, spend hours digging a hole, eat a sub-par dinner, and then go to sleep. ?? what's the attraction here? i guess i don't understand the outdoorsy life.
i am still craving alexander's white truffle oil french fries. yes, of my $84 dinner there monday night, the best part was the fries. can i just go there and have just that? haha. hm. maybe i can go there for lunch and see if they serve them. there should be a cheaper lunch menu, right? but damn, if you go there, GET THE FRIES. you will not be disappointed, even though they cost $10.
ok, time for my last work smoke, and then i'm off.