no, i've never had a wet dream. do they feel good? i mean, what goes on your head when you're having one? are you dreaming of having sex? do you actually feel the wonderfulness of the orgasm when you blow your wad? all these questions! i want one! although, the one pain in the ass would be having to clean it up. i mean, the sheets, the blankets, etc.
i had a towel next to my bed when i was sexually active. i used it to wipe off (both me and the girl) afterwards. it would get crusty, haha. but still, the sheets would get soiled and stuff, and (of course) i had to wash them periodically. the worst was the romping when she was on the rag. there would be bloodstains all over. and the smell! ick. have you ever chowed box while the girl was having her period? i've only done it a few times, and boy howdy, that was NOT a pleasant experience. (usually it was right after or during a shower, so it wasn't as bad as it could possibly be. and NEVER during chunky phase!)
there are a few people at my company who know my name, and i have no clue what their names are. how do they know me? one of them works in facilities, and she delivers the packages and stuff, so i can explain that one. but today, this bald bespectacled asian guy was walking around, and he said, "hi dardy," and i was like, "huh?" i have only seen him once or twice before. hm. that's one to ponder. i don't even think he works in my division.
so my patriots/jaguars watching buddy bailed on me. (his wife is sick, so it's a good excuse.) diana (my cowboys/giants buddy) is also iffy (business trip), so i need to find new partners to watch some games with. any takers? i think i'm going to be really nervous during the cowboys game, especially if the game is close or the cowboys fall behind. *shivers* a lot of people are predicting an upset, so i'm going to keep my fingers crossed on that one.
so during the NYE party, mikeT asked for some movie recommendations. i thought about it, and one movie that i watched as a teenager (back in 1994?) was _fresh_. i was always fond of it, although now i don't know if it's as good as i had remembered it to be. but anyways, i recommended it, and mike put it on his netflix queue. it came in the mail the other day, so i'm going over to his place tonight to watch it again. i hope he's not disappointed! i hate it when my recommendations aren't received well. i feel guilty for wasting people's time, and worse, i feel bad that my tastes look shitty.
one time, in high school, i recommended _basic instinct_ as a date movie. ha! i was visiting my friend jesse's older brother raymond, and he flew in a date for a weekend event at rice university. (i was visiting the college for evaluation.) so we all went to the movie together, and after that first sex/ice pick scene, raymond leaned over, looked at me, and gave me the eyes of death. hehe. but i had no idea, seriously! *innocent look*
so i can almost walk normally now. but because i've been used to limping for the past week, i'm still walking a little funny. i'm sort of hesitant to shower, though, because the water softens up the fat scab, and i want it to stay hard. hm. i just hope i heal someday soon because i want to play basketball and get some exercise, and i'm tired of the pain.
i was e-mailing cindy about orgies yesterday. i'm curious about them. not that i really want to participate in one, but i'm just wondering how they operate. like, are there rules? what type of people organize them? what do you (a guy) do when you're finished? how do you clean up after all the spooge? do the women accept all the schlongs that are flashed in their faces/vadges/anuses? what if you're not attracted to the person that wants to have sex with you? do you have to show proof of STD-freeness? there are so many logistics involved!
so CES (consumer electronics show?) was this week. apparently, our company had a successful outing, although you have to take that with a grain of salt. what's more intriguing to me is that there is usually the adult video convention at the same time at the neighboring las vegas convention center. i would like to go to that sometime and see what that's all about. the one time i went to CES, back in 2000 (i think), i almost made the trek over to the sands just to take a peek, but it turned out to be too far of a walk. i think two porn stars came over, because there were two girls who were way too slutty to belong to a geek show like CES.
ok, it's 5pm. i'm tired of this week, and i'm looking forward to tonight's movie night at mike's. not sure if i'm up for the four football games, though. either way, have a STUPENDOUS weekend, folks! GO COWBOYS!