we had a bad experience at lunch. we went to e-noodle, and we waited at least half an hour for our food to be served. people who got seated after us even got their food before us. *RAAR* wtf?
it's funny, though. the waitress recognized me, and when i ordered my standard 12 3-flavor dumplings, she was like, "what? dumplings again? why don't you try something else?" am i that recognizable and predictable? ok, yes, i am predictable, but i am surprised that people know who i am out of the hundreds of people that come in and out of restaurants. this is not the first place where the wait staff know who i am and what i order. and because they knew me, i couldn't give less tip because of the bad service that we experienced today.
ok. ha-HA. (sarcastic) tubgirl. no more recommending nasty websites! luckily, i am using an old browser, so i didn't actually see the video, but nice try in grossing me out. i saw the caption about it being a vid of some asian girl eating her own shit. i do NOT want to be forwarded any more of this stuff!
i got a birthday gift package from my cousin shirley yesterday. i was pleased. it was a random assortment of small items, including some funny post-it pads, two transformers magnets, and $30 worth of iTunes gift cards. that last one is what i'm excited about the most, because now i can catch up on some cool music. i'm tired of buying CD's that are mostly full of crap. i mean, the last CD's i bought were the latest releases by the pet shop boys, erasure, and saint etienne, and they were mostly disappointing. now, i can pick and choose songs to get at the iTunes store. i think the next song i'll buy is ingrid michaelson's "the way i am"; that was a suggestion from my friend P (yes, the same P that sent me those nasty sex links).
last night, i watched most the bulk of an episode of _grey's anatomy_ for the first time. i rather enjoyed it, although i had to look away during the scalpel scenes. (i'm too squeamish for that stuff.) and guess what? chyler leigh is in the show! i like her, although she looks much hotter when she's wearing glasses, like she did during the failed david e. kelley show _girl's club_. the show ended in a shocking scene with a "to be continued," and it resumes thursday at 9pm, but that's during _the office_/_scrubs_, so i'm not sure if i'm going to follow it. maybe i'll tape it? *shrug* i'm not totally invested in the show yet, so we'll see. i just want to find out if seth green's character dies after that massive carotid artery gush.
what is that test where they insert a cotton swab into a guy's penis-hole? what are they looking for? an STD? i hope i never have that done to me. anything that involves large objects going in (and out) of my schlong is something i want to avoid. and that includes kidney stones at well. passing a kidney stone is one of my greatest fears, health-wise. one of my old coworkers had them, and he said it was damn fucking painful. *shivers*
i had a dream this morning where i was chasing around a small creature. it was sort of like a slimy black platypus. but it was a dangerous, evil platypus! haha. dreams are really weird sometimes. in real life, i actually like those animals. for my 21st birthday, k2 bought me a gund platypus, named webber. he's really cute. i think i still have him somewhere in my room. i should dig him out.
so far, aside from some mildly spicy shits, i haven't had any abnormal bowel movements to report. even the spicy ones aren't crackly or anything. i've been incredibly regular of late. i wake up, take my meds, have my first smoke outside, and immediately take my morning dump. it's like clockwork. sometimes i need to take dumps after lunch (like that emergency one the other day), but aside from that, it's been smooth sailing as far as ass-land goes.
i need to figure out what i'm doing as far as LA goes. i'm headed down there the latter half of my shutdown vacation. i don't want to spend too long there, but i do have that wedding to go to, and the pre-wedding dinner two days before the actual ceremony. hm. the longer i wait, the more plane-fare becomes. gotta talk to my parents and get a move on.
ok. that's it for today. i'm writing this early because i'm waiting for a coworker to get back from his doctor's appointment. he's back now, and we've got some work to do together. mobilize!