so as expected (since i turned off my porch light), i didn't get any trick or treaters at my place last night. i did stop by safeway and picked up a bag of peanut butter cups just in case i got some bold visitors; i gave out one cup... to myself. yum, i love reese's pbc's. anyways, i wasn't at home much last night, either, because i went out to maruichi for some ramen with some of the gang. when i got home, i watched the finale to the _southpark_ imaginationland trilogy. go butters!
emi's coming into town this weekend! i love emi, although i don't talk to her as much as i used to. back when i lived at lenox, i used to call her up every sunday, and we would chat for at least half an hour each time. but now, she's married and living with shoji. she's pregnant, too, and she tells me that she's gained quite a bit of weight. i bet i'll be shocked when i see her this weekend. anyways, i'm quite excited.
basketball today was good. we played some competitive 5-on-5 games. i almost got killed, though; i was about to shoot, and P, this big dude, came rushing towards me and leapt right into me, knocking us both down. he plays hockey, so you can imagine a rather large 6+ feet guy bowling me over. i got a nice elbow to the head. but anyways, it was good exercise, and my buddy ben came too. afterwards, i went to get my usual vietnamese sandwich, but they ran out. so i haven't eaten anything all day. (strangely, i'm not hungry.)
i haven't taken a dump today, nor have i felt the urge to, despite all the cigarette intake i've had. i'm sort of curious what's going on.
so cheryl just joined facebook today. when she added me as a friend, i checked her profile out, and i could tell she just joined because she only had 5 friends, and i saw all her new activity logs. i IM'ed her, and sure enough, she was bored at work. ha! she didn't quite understand the coolness of facebook, so i told her all about the various applications that you could add. facebook is definitely niftier than all the other social networking sites out there because of the interactivity that's possible.
so today, while taking multiple leaks in the bathroom, i noticed two employees who didn't flush at the urinal and one guy who didn't wash his hands afterwards. man, i was getting irritated. what the hell is wrong with these people? these are common courtesies! also, the other day, i noticed one guy who flushed mid-stream and then, he didn't flush after he was done. strange, i know!
oddly enough, i find sarah silverman just a little teensy bit attractive. am i totally off base here? i think i like her hair. i will always choose dark hair over blondes. red hair is also good, but it's really rare. i don't watch her program, but i catch glimpses of the beginning since it's right after southpark.
i'm wearing a stussygear (umlaut over the 'u') t-shirt today. people always misread it and think it says "sissygear." haha. very funny.
the other night at cafe verde, i'm pretty sure i saw BR girl again. she was wearing a baseball cap, but it couldn't hide her beautiful, flawless face. hot damn, some people are just blessed with perfection. she wasn't with that guy (the one i assumed to be her boyfriend from when i saw her last at maruichi), but this time, she was with some other dude and another girl. i wonder if i'd ever have the guts to approach her, and then, i wonder if she'd put a retraining order on me, seeing as how i sort of stalked her at BR. ha!
my right knee's been feeling sort of funny. it hurts when i bend it in a certain way. i hope i didn't strain a ligament or something. it felt fine during basketball today, but sometimes, when i'm fidgeting my legs in my cube, it just hurts. uh oh.
why do spicy shits hurt? i mean, what about the dump makes the sphincter burn like it does? i mean, the turd isn't any wider than usual, so it can't be the size of the shit. so it must be the content of the matter. is it the acidity, and does that cause the asshole to tear? *ponder* i want answers!
ok, that's it for today. *yawn* thursday night television awaits!