man, i nearly crapped in my pants. i had dinner with adam last night at the new los charros (wet burritos!), and on the drive back, i had a smoke. that set off my bowels, and i had this massive stomachache and this unyielding urge to take a shit. i had to muster up all the kegel muscle strength i had to keep from soiling my pants in my car. i raced home, and i even managed to stop the car and pull out the recycling bin, as it was the second wednesday in mountain view. after i parked, i ran the 7 or so feet from my car to the bathroom, and two pieces of "stuff" came out of my ass. luckily, i was still clenching, so it didn't get to my boxers. and after unzipping and pulling down my underwear, i immediately had a monstrous, loud, crackly spicy dump. taking a shit never felt so satisfying. :)
i had a dream this morning that steven tyler (the lead singer of aerosmith) was my dad, and our whole family was going to fly into space for a cruise. i remember worrying about two things: the heat i would experience upon re-entry, and the 10 days of high school i would miss. weird, huh? oh, and i woke up at 10:30am this morning. it seems my re-transformation from an early-riser is complete.
i was disappointed by last night's _south park_. i think i hyped it up too much, and my expectations were just too high. but i've never heard so much swearing in a single television show, though. fyi, this was the episode where cartman gets tourette's.
i haven't taken a dump today. sort of concerned about that.
for breakfast today, i got a sirloin and egg burrito at jack in the box. it was expensive, at $3.45 (including tax). in theory, it sounded good, but the chipotle sauce that they put in there was gross. it overpowered the taste, and it was just too rich and creamy. i won't be getting it again. i think from now on, i'll be getting sausage items at jack in the box or mcd's.
my jaw hurts when i open my mouth. i got hit in the face, twice, by the ball during basketball today. my teammate P passed me the ball when i wasn't expecting it, so i caught the ball with my face. ouchie! it sort of knocked my jaw out of alignment, and at first, it really hurt. i had to punch my jaw with my fist back into place, so now it's slight better, but still, it hurts a bit. i should pay more attention next time. :/
right now, my favorite tv show is _scrubs_, and there's two straight hours of it every weeknight. but i'd have to say that my favorite show of all time has to be _ally mcbeal_. ah, i miss that show a lot. my favorite character by far was john cage, with his tics and nervous habits and stuff. the show was all about love and relationships, and i dug that. i even cried when billy died. *sigh* those were the days.
work is ramping up. my boss scheduled a meeting every friday at 10:30am, so not only does that mean i have to get up earlier (and set the alarm), but i also have to start showing results, too. i've been taking my time reviewing specs and architecture documents lately, but i guess i need to start writing code pretty soon. i don't mind writing code, but this time, i'll be doing some systemC work, and i'm not familiar with the language constructs and stuff. so it'll be interesting.
i haven't gotten a massage in a really long time. i was going to get one today (being a thursday and all), but i forgot to make an appointment, so now i think it's too late. my tics make my neck and shoulders sore, but lately, i haven't been having too many of those neck-snapping tics. they've sort of evolved into a wheezing/sniffing tic, which are sort of annoying, but at least they don't damage my joints and bones. we'll see how i do when work gets more stressful.
it seems like among my friends, i plan a lot of events. like, i'm usually the one who calls up people to arrange dinners, outings, etc. i wonder why that is, like, if i wasn't proactive in going out and doing stuff, i'd be stuck at home by myself with my thumb up my ass. don't get me wrong, i don't mind doing it, but i just wonder if everyone else is out there having a good time without me, and i'm this social leech who has to bug others so i can have people to hang out with. *shrug*
ok, it's time for me to go. i'm taking the night off from social activities tonight. it's gonna be cereal and _the office_!