so the other day, i was looking in the mirror, and i found a BLUE blackhead... on my CHEST! and man, it was ginormous. i squeezed and squeezed, and finally, it came out in two huge pieces. how does one get a blackhead on his chest? that part of the body isn't oily, so those pores don't get clogged that often, right? and why was it blue? *ponder* anyways, i *love* squeezing things out of my body, so it was all very exciting and stuff.
i've been eating a lot of spicy food lately, actually, all three days this week. monday, it was that "3 mile island" buffalo chicken sandwich at hooters. last night, i had the chipotle chicken pasta (ordered "extra spicy") at the prolific oven. and today, i ordered the jun pad poo (also ordered "extra spicy") at barn thai. i hope my bowels don't pay for it. i haven't had any spicy dumps of late, so i think i'm ok. and yeah, i've been really enjoying my meals. spicy food rocks my socks!
i'm craving some _halo_ action. is _halo 3_ out yet? mikeC has an xbox 360, but he doesn't have the game yet. i really liked playing the first one, back when i lived with jay and he had an xbox. playing cooperative mode was my favorite, but he wasn't always around (being a surgical resident and all), so i finished the game by myself. i don't usually like first-person shooters, but this one was different. it just felt cool. *shrug*
has anyone had deep-fried twinkies before? i've heard of them, but i've never tried them before. i went to a deep-fry party once, and i did bring twinkies, but we never got around dipping them into the fryer. i mean, twinkies are decadent enough, but rolling them in batter and deep-frying them? wow, that just sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen. yum.
i miss C, my ex-coworker and former lunch buddy. lately, J has been flaking on us for lunch, and plus, he was out of town for a few days. for the past few days, it's just been D and i going out for lunch, and C was always the talkative one, so it's been relatively quiet during our meals. we need a third person, i think, so liven things up a bit.
before dinner last night, i picked up nelson and headed over to paul's for a bit, and they were watching this showtime episode of _weeds_. there's a lot of nudity in that show! i was impressed. they showed breasts, asses, and dongs as well! very cool. i still don't know what the show is about, since we were talking during the dialogue, but i was very fascinated but all the naked stuff. you just don't see that kind of stuff on network television. i used to get premium cable shows like HBO, cinemax and showtime, etc., and they had some cool adult shows, like _real sex_ and _red shoe diaries_. neat-o stuff.
for some reason, tv nudity and hollywood nudity are more titillating than porn nudity. i guess it's because it's more taboo or something, like it's rarer and not supposed to be seen. i mean, in porn, it's expected that you'll see all sorts of boobs and vadges and stuff. but on the small and silver screen, it's sort of "special" if you catch even a glimpse of nipple, so it's more valuable and stuff. and plus, in tv and movies, you see famous people's bodies, not some random amateur porn skank's naked bits.
i think i've completely lost my morning edge. for the past 2-3 days, i've woken up (not gotten up) at 10am. that's pretty much where i started. maybe it's because now i know that i don't need to wake up early, because there's nothing for me to do in the mornings. dunno. oh well. it was interesting while it lasted. still, though, it's not 100% over because i doubt i can sleep until noon or 1pm like i used to.
man, pornographic images are so easily accessible now on the internet. it's nuts. i remember the old days when you had to slave away on BBS's downloading pictures over a slow modem. or on newsgroups, hand-pasting uuencoded text files together to get one grainy .GIF file. but now? just go to a search engine, type in "cunt" or something, and BAM! you get all these pictures of vadges! too easy! technology, dude, technology.
ok, time for that 5pm smoke.