so i was on youtube today looking at guitar hero videos, and i got the random idea of popping in k1's name. and lo and behold, some fan had created a video montage of her from her tv footage. now you know when you're a celebrity when that happens! and plus, i read in the comments that she's pregnant. wow. no wonder she wasn't on tv when i was in taiwan. i wish her all the best. yeah, i know, i'm still a bit of a stalker as far as k1's concerned, and it's sort of ironic, because in her breakup letter to me, she ended it with something like, "in some sort of way, i'll be following you," but in reality, *i* am the one that's following her.
i had this really fucked up dream this morning. basically, i was riding in the car with these people, and they turned out to be this cult. they showed this gang sign to each other, and then they abducted me and told me i had two choices: to get this surgery on my face, or on my body. and this surgery would make me very pretty (according to them), but it would also leave nipples all over that region. it was really gross! luckily, i woke up before i got the surgery, but man, it was really messed up.
so the past two days, i've been catching up on sportscenter in the mornings. the routine has been to get up at 8am, have my morning smoke, check my e-mail, and then turn on espn and watch it until i decide to leave for work at 9:30. yeah, i'm getting up even earlier now. i'm still getting a solid 9-10 hours of sleep at night, though, so i'm not alarmed or anything.
for some odd reason, i find amy smart attractive. it's "odd" because i'm usually not attracted to blondes, and amy's face isn't that pretty to begin with (she looks like a cat). but i saw her in a few episodes of _scrubs_ last night, and i was drawn to her. so i did a google image search of her today, and i found topless photos of her! she has some nice perky breasts. tasty!
because i've been getting up earlier, i've been eating breakfast lately. i guess that's a good thing, huh? yesterday, i had mcdonald's, and today i had a toasted garlic bagel with cream cheese (yum). hm. i guess neither of those are that healthy. but yeah, i get hungry in the mornings. and today, by the time lunch rolled around, i was starving as well. we went to corner place today; i had the yuk ge jang with ramen, no onions. pretty good shit. and now, i'm craving mongolian bbq. i'll vote for that next week.
i wonder what's it like to have that disorder where you have to have an orgasm over and over again. i heard about that on tv a few months ago, and it was also featured on some episode of _grey's anatomy_. it sounds awful, having to masturbate for the sake of simple relief, and not for enjoyment. your genitalia would get so raw! what's the most times you've had sex in one day? i think my number is 6, and by the end of it, even though i still liked it, i think my body parts were all sore and petered out. and i probably had no spunk left in my tanks, either.
after i have enough kids, i think i would consider a vasectomy. that would seem like the best way for birth control. what do you guys think? i mean, before kids and stuff, i would want my girl to be on the pill or something. so after that, it's only fair for the guy to step up and do his fair share, right?
ok, i gotta respond to some e-mails. bye!