so apparently, with medication (xanax), i am able to sleep in. last night, i went to bed around 11pm, so i took the pills to knock me out. i slept straight until 9:30 (when my alarm went off). so now i know that there's a way i can get more shuteye if i want to. i don't take xanax unless i get home late and want to fall asleep faster, though, so this doesn't happen that often.
the reason why i got home so late was because i joined the bowling gang for trivia night at katie bloom's in campbell. after having wet burritos (i couldn't finish mine) with adam, rae and will, i jetted over to campbell. the questions were pretty tough! the worst one was this handout where we had to match ten wars and the years in which they took place. (history was always my worst subject.) the other people were expecting more from me, it seemed, and i felt like i let them down. but my knowledge of trivia is pretty limited, which i kept explaining to them. oh well.
jay's best man speech runs about 8 minutes. that's pretty long, isn't it? he's consulted me on some details, and i noticed that he collected a lot of facts to work into his speech. i think it'll be pretty good, and i'm looking forward to it. i'm also looking forward to drinking with alex. i don't have to drive while on catalina island, so i can get as trashed as i want. yay! but like i said, no puking on the suit!
last night, before i took a shower, i started scratching the top of my feet because it was itching. it felt good, but apparently, i scratched a bit too hard and ripped off a few layers of skin. i didn't know this until i got into the shower, and the water made my feet burn with pain. ouchie!
so what makes a turd float as opposed a turd that sinks into the bottom of the bowl? i think i asked this before, and someone told me it was the gaseous content of the shit. today, during my post-lunch dump, i was able to excrete both kinds in a single sitting. and there was a LOT of "stuff." there was a cup-full of stuff filling up the bottom, and there was a bunch of crap floating at the surface, too. man, it must have been the wet burrito.
so one byproduct of waking up early is that i get really hungry during lunch. before, i would get up around 10:40 or so, so lunch would be right around the corner. but now, i roll out around 8:30, so i have just under 4 hours of being awake before my first meal of the day (i don't eat breakfast unless it's a basketball day). so by then, i'm starving. today, even though i woke up late, my stomach was growling by the time C and i left for our lunch break.
so two of my female friends went to do yoga last night. one of them said that the other girl was very "bendy." that's a turn-on. because you know what that means: bendy sex! haha. one time, during a romp, the girl was like, "you should have told me i needed to do some stretches!" oops. :) i guess i was spoiled by my previous flexible gf, who could do the splits and stuff like that, no problem.
so i have a question related to webpages. you know how on image searches, you have the option of doing "safe searches" that filter out pornographic images and such? so how does the search engine know if a picture is x-rated and stuff? do people have to sit there and look through all the pictures and mark them as "adult content" or not? *ponder*
yesterday, the texas rangers beat the baltimore orioles 30-3. no, that is not a football score. it's a baseball score. !! that's the most runs scored in a modern MLB game. holy fucking shit! in some ballparks, the scoreboards couldn't even handle a number that high. impressive! espn had a great story today about the 100 biggest beatdowns in history, and this was #8 or so.
i've got a great idea for a birthday gift for k1. it's a cd by sara cracknell (the lead singer of saint etienne), with this great song. the last line of the chorus goes, "i'm living in the penthouse, basement boy stay away." i think it's the perfect sentiment of how she must feel about me.
t-minus 40 minutes until my massage. can't wait!
ok, i'm headed off to LA/catalina island tomorrow morning. it's gonna be a good wedding. take care, people, and have a STUPENDOUS weekend! i'll see you guys on monday! *muah*