man, my GI system is wrecked. yesterday, i ate indian food for lunch, and for dinner, nelson, paul and i all got the "beg for mercy" cheesesteak at st. john's. it was spicy! at 6:47am, i was rudely awakened by a stomachache, and i took the first of four painful dumps. i took another one after i got up, and then yet another one a few minutes later. (my 4th dump was a bloody liquid shit after lunch.) my sphincter is all sore from the excretions and the wiping. ouchie!
so i am really enjoying this getting up early thing. for the past few days, i've just been listening to music on my computer. my favorite beastie boys song is now "body movin'," and i really want to see them in concert now. they're probably one of the last groups (along with the cure) that i want to see live.
so J's taiwanese girl pick today (off of yahoo's taiwanese personal ads) was a troll. i did not like her at all. he also showed me a link to pictures of some popular star named vivian hsu, who i thought was cute, but a little bit too vulnerable-looking. we'll see how long his quest to convince me that taiwanese girls are cute lasts. i mean, i'm sure that each country has cute girls, but i'm just curious as to what percent of the population is cute, as i found that there was a dearth of attractive women when i visited there a few weeks ago.
greg's funny. he IM'ed me today, offering to bring his two-person tent just in case i wanted to sleep naked on the upcoming tahoe camping trip. i politely declined, but then again, i wouldn't mind having a tent all to myself. i'm a little concerned whether i'll be able to fall asleep with other people in the same tent as me, as i haven't shared sleeping space with other people in a very long time. the last time i shared a bed with someone else was early on during my italy/spain trip, and i found it to be very uncomfortable. and before that, it was with my girlfriend, so it's been awhile.
so raise your hand if you like morning sex. i think it's refreshing and a nice way to start your day, but a few times, i've found myself to not be in the mood. i mean, i get morning woodies all the time, but that's more a function of biological tumescence and less a function of being sexually horny. there have been times when my ex found me sporting a nice boner and decided to hop on, but i'm like, "huh? get off of me!" but in the end, of course, it felt nice, so i just acquiesced and eventually got in the mood. i mean, who would turn down sex? but definitely, i've woken up in the middle of the night and found myself craving a nice midnight romp. hehe. there were numerous times when my gf found herself without her underwear on and something between her thighs. :)
so alan and ting finally took me up on asking me to help out with their wedding planning. tonight, i'm going over to help fold programs. i'm also going to help transport some of their stuff to catalina island. in addition, i'm also one of the two people in charge of the photo booth. along with ting's cousin, i am going to take polaroids of the guests as they come in and man the guestbook table. it's pretty low stress, so i happily accepted the task when they asked me to do it.
i still haven't broken in my $45 flip-flops. had i known that they were that expensive because of the liquid-storage feature, i wouldn't have gotten them. i still think that it's a ridiculous feature. who the hell would drink out of a shoe? but yeah, i think it's going to be really weird, wearing them. none of my friends have seen my toes. not that they're ugly or anything, but i'm just not used to not wearing socks. my dad raised me to always wear them; he thinks bare feet are ugly, so i grew up always wearing covered shoes.
C and i went to miyake today for lunch. i haven't been there in YEARS. i used to go with k2 practically every weekend when we were in college. i got my two favorite rolls: the poki deluxe and the chelsea (named after chelsea clinton, when she used to attend stanford). and of course, the cali rolls there are awesome. i came back stuffed with like 17 rolls for only $15 (cheap when you're talking sushi). i wanted something light for lunch after yesterday's fiery asshole syndrome, so i thought sushi was the perfect solution.
okily dokily, i'm off!