July 10, 2007

slumbering hell

i had the worst night of sleep last night. i kept on waking up every hour or so, and i couldn't tell whether i was awake or dreaming that i was awake. anyways, it was terrible, and i feel like shit today. i guess i could have done the usual routine of getting up at 3am and taking my xanax, but for whatever reason, i decided to just gut it out. i guess i was just curious to see how my night would go without medication.

i took a risky fart today. it was after lunch (when i usually have a liquid dump), and i was outside having a smoke, and i felt a bubble brewing in my ass. i knew that i would risk taking a shit in my pants, but i farted anyway. it was one of those potentially wet bubbly farts, but luckily, i didn't soil myself. man, i wonder if it really is the topamax that's the culprit in causing my permanent diarrhea. *ponder*

i'm finally getting a haircut today. it's been like 7 weeks since my last one. my hair is a mess, and i figure i should look good for the strippers this weekend. to tell you the truth, though, i'm not really interested in seeing strippers anymore. i think i've gone to too many strip clubs, and the novelty has worn off. no more boobs in the face; what i want now is a nice, soft kiss.

one of my coworkers got a flat tire, and he had to replace both tires on his civic. today, he spent $500 on a pair of goodyear f1 Y-rated tires. wow! those are like the highest-rated tires you can get. they better be worth it. i told him he should drive like a madman to get his money's worth. i think my tires are H-rated.

you know what i find to be a hassle when dating a new girl? learning a whole new set of (her) friends. not that i don't like meeting new people from time to time, but at my stage in life, i don't feel like inheriting an entire set of new friends. i feel like i've got enough friends already, you know? that's why i think it would be cool to date someone that i am already friends with. just a thought.

weird weather today. it's been all cloudy and stuff. apparently, there were supposed to be lightning flashes (but without rain), a big fire hazard day. odd, huh? i welcome it, though, because it hasn't been hot like it has been lately. i'm enjoying these mild temperatures because it's going to be blazing in vegas come this weekend.

another weird thing. if you google "tekoki" and go to the bottom of the page, there's a picture of me from 1996, sitting on a bench at an onsen resort in japan. the other women are exchange students from europe and the project coordinator. the picture was taken by my finnish buddy, ilkka. he was a cool dude; he could switch back and forth between an american and british accent, all learned by just watching movies.

ok, time to get out of here and get tha badly-needed haircut. ciao!

Posted by dardi! at 05:55 PM | Comments (1)