June 27, 2007

no more HC

so we went to cupertino village again for lunch today, and to try something different, we ate at HC dumpling. (i hadn't gone there in well over a year.) i dunno, it just wasn't good anymore. plus, HC is pretty expensive ($14 a head), so i decided that i had my fill of that place, and i probably won't be going there ever again.

i'm having constant headaches these days. well, it only hurts when i tic; the jarring of my skull is what sets off the pain. yuck. when this happens, it's hard to make it go away, because it's not like i can stop ticcing, you know? anyways, i'm not sure what i can do about it. maybe i'll just constantly take advil or something.

i googled K, an old friend from stanford, today and found his e-mail address. it was nice to hear from him again. he was my industrial music buddy back during freshman year, and he introduced me to a lot of bands that i never heard of. i will always remember the halloween party, where we dj'ed the music together from the third floor balcony. i'm glad to hear that he's doing well.

i'm annoyed when i have to take my morning dump at home. for whatever reason, not all the little turd pieces go down after the first flush, so i have to wait for that one to finish before i flush the second time. i wish i had the office toilets at home; they're powerful! sometimes, their sucking power is so strong that they pull the shit with such force, leaving skidmarks at the bottom of the bowl. damn, i want a toilet like that. (well, without the skidmarks, but with the sucking power.)

so you all know that there are some foods that a guy should eat to make his spunk taste better. (i think cucumbers is one of them.) but did you know that there are foods that a girl should eat so a blowjob doesn't hurt? for example, one time, my ex ate indian curry for dinner, and then we got a little frisky before she got a chance to brush her teeth. damn, that blowjob HURT! my schlonghead started burning from the curry residue in her mouth. it hurt so bad that she had to stop, and i had to go take a shower to wash off.

i wish i had formal training in sports, in both tennis and basketball. i learned how to play both pretty much on my own, so i lack fundamentals. like, i'm jealous of the new guy D, because he has this court awareness and really good dribbling skills. me, half the time on offense, i just stand there because i don't know where to go. sigh. sometimes, i actually get directed by my teammates as to where i should run to get open. ha!

ok, that's it for me today. my head hurts, and i just want to go home and lie down.

Posted by dardi! at 05:37 PM | Comments (5)