June 07, 2007

half a million

so sometime last night, i got my 500,000th hit. i know that it's vastly inflated because of google searches from pervs and stuff, but still, it's a landmark of sorts. and to you faithful readers (including the haters, hehe), thanks! and as always, i welcome comments, both good and bad. lurkers, please introduce yourselves! :)

i played basketball today for the first time in about two weeks. i played two full-court games to 11, and it felt good, although as always, i got a headache afterwards. i swished my first jumper, but missed on the subsequent ones. we played man defense in the second game, and my guy drove past me the first time and made an easy layup, but i locked him down afterwards, so i felt good about my defense after that. i hate playing man (as opposed to zone)! it's so tiring, but i guess i got a good workout chasing him around the court.

afterwards, i tried out this vietnamese deli down the street. $2.75 for a sandwich was pretty cheap, and it tasted decent. while i was eating it, i coughed as i was swallowing, and the food went up my nose. hehe. so i blew my nose a few times, and some bread come out of my left nostril. i hate it when that happens! good thing it wasn't spicy; that hurts! and no, i didn't eat the bread after it came out of my nose, and yes, i was pretty tempted to do so.

lately, i've been having pretty late dinners, late enough that i take my sleeping medication (seroquel) beforehand. and eating enhances the absorption of that drug, so i get really drowsy after my meals. it makes me really dull, socially speaking. last night, i met up with some taiko alums (kara was in town), and we ate at king of krung. i barely talked during the entire meal, and it got to the point where hiroshi asked me if i was ok. my head was drooped down, and i just sat there, like i was about to pass out. hm. the reason why i do this is because seroquel takes a while to take effect, and i don't want to take it late at night and wait a long time before i fall asleep (remember my insomnia of a few nights ago).

i have a huge zit on my right ass cheek. during the day yesterday, i was sitting all lopsided because it was irritating me. i popped it last night while i was in bed, and it HURT. i can tell a lot of stuff oozed out, because my finger was all wet and stuff. why do we get ass zits? i never thought of the ass as a particularly oily part of the body. in fact, mine is kind of dry, especially on the hamstring side. hm.

oh, i remembered some details about that vagina comedian from tuesday night. one thing she talked about was inserting a peewee herman figurine into her twat and getting her juices all over it. and when it dried out, it was all white and flaky. ok, i think this may be too much information for a lot of people (while i appreciate it). but is this funny in any way? i don't think so. yeah, she was a weird girl. and her delivery was just odd, too; she said it in a kind of shy, mousy way, but her subject matter was all bold and shocking. it was a clashing juxtaposition.

ok, my head hurts. i've gotta figure out a way to not get headaches every time i play basketball. bye!

Posted by dardi! at 05:06 PM | Comments (2)