man, the men's urinals smell horrible today. no doubt it's because they served asparagus today during the free company lunch. stinky pee galore! even the urinal cakes that they installed didn't help. i just went to take a leak, and after i stepped up, i noticed this stench emanating from below. i only had one stalk of the stuff, so my own piss didn't smell, but dude, the guy before me must have had a lot of asparagus.
so it's friday, and already people are leaving work. my IM buddy lists are looking bare. i'm looking forward to having three days off, although i think i'll have to check into the office sometime during the weekend. this synthesis shit that i have to do takes a lot of time, and it's still not done yet. one of the project managers is breathing down my neck, and since i've taken over some of the blocks, i have had to redo stuff due to not knowing certain nuances in some of the synthesis steps. glarg!
is phone sex a turn-on? i've never done it before, but i remember leafing through porn magazines and finding all sorts of phone sex ads in the back. and one of my favorite books of all time is _vox_, and the entire thing is a phone sex conversation. (as much as that might sound lame, it's actually a really cool book.) but what do you talk about? do you just say, "i want to touch you here, lick you there, and fuck you silly?" hm. not convinced. although, i admit that i can get myself off by reading about sex scenes, which i was surprised to find out about myself. go penthouse forums!
one of the cool things about working on HDTV chips is that we get a lot of cool video equipment in here. in the cubicle across from me, we've got a PS3 hooked up to a 1080p television. i was just playing a round of ridge racer (putting out native 1080i), and the graphics are pretty fucking awesome.
do normal people have to trim their nose hairs? does nose hair just keep growing and growing? mine seem to do that. yesterday, i noticed two of them that protruded well beyond my nostrils, so i proceeded to pluck them. man, it hurt like a mofo. i got tears coming out of my eyes! the weird thing is, though, that only my left nostril seems to have long ones; i can't remember ever having to pluck long nose hairs out of my right nostril. weird, huh?
i'm inching close to getting my 2005 tax year audit resolved. i got this weird $730 distribution from a place i never heard from, so today i called them up, and it turns out it was from texas instruments, the place where i interned for back when i was a college student. i never got the check or a tax form, so i wonder who the hell took my money. but anyways, they're resolving it, and after that, the audit defense guy should have all the info he needs to finish my amended tax return. i just hope i don't have to pay that $5K that the IRS demands. man, i am really happy that i got this audit defense service. i will keep getting it from now on.
i dreamt this morning that i was this black dude, trying to court a girl. my gift to her? a bunch of red plastic cups and a box of tea. yes, very random. what i don't remember is how i knew that i was black instead of my usual asian self; i don't recall looking at myself in a mirror or anything like that. hm. anyways, lately, i've been waking up early and feeling refreshed, but i stay in bed because i simply don't want to get up yet. and what would i do if i got up earlier? go to work? ha!
my dump today was about twice as thick than normal. it's still really thin, though, compared to the logs that i used to lay out. i have soft turds, too. usually, with the powerful flushing mechanisms that we have at work, my shit leaves a lot of skidmarks at the bottom of the toilet when the water drags the stuff through the pipes. oh, how i long for the satisfying feeling of thick dumps! the only consolation is that i know i will never clog up the pipes with these little squigglies that i am putting out these days.
ok. time to check on my synthesis job. have a GREAT and STUPENDOUS long weekend folks!
another season gone by... and another OCD displayed...
i hate how i force myself to memorize this shit.
audition cities:
minneapolis, seattle, memphis, nyc, birmingham, la, san antonio
semis:
amy, nicole, paul, rudy
leslie, alaina, nick, aj
antonella, sabrina, sundance, jared
finals:
brandon (diana ross)
stephanie (peter noone, lulu)
chris sligh (gwen stefani)
gina (tony bennett)
haley (jlo)
sanjaya (martina mcbride)
phil/chris richardson (inspirational/bon jovi)
lakisha (barry gibb)
melinda (3 choices)
blake (finale)
jordin (winner)