so i have been subjected to all sorts of body odor. there have been normal (yet strong) regular BO, some armpits that smell stinky, some people that smell like musty vaginas, some people that smell like indian curry, etc. but today, i was in the elevator, and this other dude smelled like PIZZA. it was very weird. i mean, it was in the morning, so i doubt this guy had eaten anything (i.e. pizza), so i found it very strange. i wonder why he had that smell on him. maybe he went to a domino's or round table last night and wore the same clothes the next day? *ponder*
my last two meals have been beef noodle soup. last night, i met up with some folks at southland taste. instead of getting my usual ground pork rice (with no sour vegetables), i broke out of my mold and got the BNS. and today, C and i went to A&J (yup, cupertino village again), and i got that dish again, but this time with some beef tendon thrown in as well. the thing is, i have grown sick of rice, and noodles have replaced my carb intake. i just don't like the taste of rice (or rather, the lack of taste) anymore.
so tonight's the big night for american idol! the thing i'm least looking forward to is the unveiling of the cheesy new song that they write for the finalists. you know, like kelly clarkson's "a moment like this" and all the other crap songs throughout the seasons. oops. i shouldn't say that. that kelly clarkson song was actually jay and margaret's first dance song at their wedding.
so i actually took a record *5* dumps yesterday. i think it was the burrito i had at chavez on sunday night that wrecked me. maybe it was a minor case of food poisoning? i'm not sure. the good news is that my sphincter is all healed up today; i took one small dump today, and it didn't hurt to wipe. *phew*
so i read today that there's this new birth control pill that supposedly eliminates periods altogether. that must be nice. imagine that... no more tampons, maxi-pads, bleeding, PMS, chunky phase (ah, who could ever forget chunky phase), no nothing! the problem, though, with this pill is that a lot of women in the trial phase had to stop because they had a lot of random bleeding and spotting, so i guess it doesn't work for everyone. oh well. but still, for those women that it works on, it must be nice to not have to deal with all that stuff ever again.
one of the nuances of periods that i will never forget is how fast toilet paper gets used up while the girl is on the rag. and how fast my little bathroom garbage bin fills up with those tampons wrapped in the toilet paper. i would go through a half a roll of tp a day! hehe. and of course, sex during the period. man, does it smell rank down there. i try not to give head while the girl's bleeding, but if it's right after a nice long soapy-crotched shower, it's actually feasible. but not during chunky phase!
speaking of that, at southland taste last night, i noticed on the menu that they serve something called "uteri." is that what i think it is?
ok, i'm spent. i already had my 5pm smoke, so i think it's time to go home now.