dude, i woke up in the middle of the night with the biggest boner. it was at the point where it almost hurt. i couldn't fall back asleep! so i was just laying there with my woody, not sure what to do. i was too lazy to flush the pipes, and it just wouldn't go away. for a while there, i was afraid that i had priapism or something, and i would have to go to the emergency room with mr. chubs in all its glory. how embarrassing would that have been?
i was all excited today to play basketball for the first time in a few weeks (with my bad back and all), but open play was cancelled today at city beach due to some company party. disappointing. so i sulked back to the office with nobody to eat lunch with, so i just grabbed a quick sandwich. they even ran out of tuna salad, so i had this nasty chicken salad instead. ick. it tasted all weird and stuff.
so i amended my taxes today. the problem is, when filling out the 1040X, turbotax online completely forgot that i had already paid $7,600 in taxes already, so it thought that i OWED another $2800. so i had to fill in part of the form by hand. i hope this works. *crosses fingers* i'm going to leave work a little early and go to the post office to mail it off. i'm thinking the closer it gets to next monday (when taxes are due, i think), the less of a zoo the post office will be.
so haley's gone from american idol. damn. she was the only attractive girl among the 6 female finalists. i liked looking at her legs, which she proudly flaunted during the last few weeks. i think phil's gotta go next. he doesn't really seem to want to win. all last night, he kept on saying how he's just happy to be there. there's something about him that bugs me. i think it's his feminine eyebrows, but i'm not quite sure.
so a friend and his fiance have a disagreement over whether she should take his last name. personally, i don't really care, and i would actually go so far as to say i prefer she didn't. i mean, the girl i date would be known to me by a certain name, and if she changed her last name, it would be weird to call her by a different name. you know what i mean? anyways, there's lots of funky things that people do now, like hyphenation, or even a creation of a totally new last name that's an amalgamation of the two. whatever floats your boat, i guess.
i'm sort of nervous about my dallas mavericks. yes, they've locked up home court throughout the entire playoffs. but golden state might come in as the #8 seed in the west, and they've beaten the mavs the two times they've met. that does not make me very comfortable. i'm secretly hoping that the clippers steal that last playoff spot from the warriors.
ok, i'm off to the post office. i think they close at 5.