i had a late lunch today. J and C, my usual lunch buddies, thought i had gone off to play basketball (i didn't play because of my bad back), so they went off to crazy buffet without me. then, my backup A left, so i called up john to see if he was free. so i met up with him and grace at santana row around 1:50pm and didn't get back until 3. ah, lazy day, although i did do some work today.
on the drive back, i tried to fart, but i felt this sour feeling in my ass, so i held it, which was hard. i knew it was coming, so i once i got to the office, i dashed off to the bathroom, and this dark brown water gushed out of my asshole. liquid diarrhea! i haven't had that in a while. it was a pretty major liquid ass piss. good thing i didn't fart, or else my boxers and jeans would have been totally soiled.
so to celebrate reaching our milestone, two wednesdays from now, our group is headed to napa for some wine tasting and a scavenger hunt. i'm not really excited about it. i mean, yeah, it'll be good to get away from the office, but i'd rather just have the day off. napa is far, and i'm anticipating a really boring bus ride to and fro. oh well, i shouldn't complain, because it's a nice thing to have a company outing, right?
re: the girl who could sleep with her knees up. haha. yeah, i would have thought about her "easy access" vagina when she was sleeping had she not have been the roommate of my ex. if i had been going out with her, sure, i would have mounted her in her sleep. :)
i've had sex with my sleeping girlfriend before, sure i have. i've woken up horny before and felt her vadge and found it moist, and just popped it in and romped away. that's fun! although, the reverse has happened before (where the girlfriend has woken up and mounted me and my tumescent schlong), and there had been times where i wasn't in the mood. (that's how much i love sleep.) but given time, and of course, how good it felt, i easily acquiesced to the sex. one big fear of mine, though, is that i'd be having a dream about some other girl, and i'd mutter her name and completely piss off my girlfriend. :O
so during lunch, grace showed us pictures of possible doggie tuxes for spike (paul and leeya's pug) to wear. yup, they're thinking of having their dog be the ring bearer in the wedding. as painfully cute as that is, i would have nightmares of spike walking down the aisle and stopping to lay a big fat turd on the middle of the floor. pets are just too unpredictable.
does anyone out there who watches american idol think that haley scarnato is kinda sexy? like simon said, she does have some pretty nice legs. and she's been flaunting them lately. i like long legs. nice to lick up and down. *slurps* one of my ex's was 5'10", and she had some nice legs. i like good definition in the calves.
wow. look at the time. ok, i gotta go get my every-other-thursday massage. ciao!