man, the girls (for the most part) totally kicked the guys' asses last night on american idol. well, except for antonella, whose performance was so bad that i got embarrassed for her and had to change the channel. i am pretty sure she will get booted off tonight. man, i have a lot of tv to watch. i'm going to record the office and scrubs, watch AI and the series finale (*sniff*) of the OC, and tune in and out of the stanford/USC game.
i played basketball today. i scored ONE point! haha. it was a putback of my own miss. i actually had another decent shot, which i was sure would go in, but it rattled in and out. sigh. i suck now. i was also called for travelling, although i contested that i didn't have control of the ball when i took my steps.
one of my coworkers came back from paternity leave. his son's name is an alternative spelling of a biblical name (i'm not sure if they're religious), but the cool thing is that it's also an acronym! i thought that was pretty cool. he looks tired, though; he says that at night, he has to get up every 3.5 hours to feed the kid. yeah, having children changes your life forever, huh?
yup, it's the second thursday again. you know what that means: it's MASSAGE TIME! yippee! last time, i asked my masseuse to do my neck extra hard, and it felt really good. my appointment today it at 5pm instead of my usual 5:30, so i'm leaving work early today. that's why i'm writing this blog entry early this time.
so my company's annual party is this saturday night. it's weird; our VP of engineering is requesting that we all attend, making it sound mandatory. i mean, they can't *force* us to go, can they? i mean, if i don't show up, will they even notice? most people are bringing their spouses and stuff, and it's a casino-themed party (i don't gamble, even with fake money), blah blah, so basically i'd be totally bored out of my mind. the only cool thing is that they're having a raffle for an LCD tv. i think i'm still going to bail.
i had a sputtery dump today. it sputtered so much that some of the juices splashed on my ass. gross. i had to wipe not only my sphincter but around it as well. ick.
oh, and to whoever left me that comment, i do not fart when people are around. :) that's just rude! (unless, it's just alan or my girlfriend.)
one of my blankets is disintegrating. i'm sad. i've had that blanket since high school, and i carried it with me all throughout college and beyond. it's a wonderful blanket, and it's one of those that's cool to the touch, which i love. sigh. things don't last forever, which is a realization that i find hard to accept.
my hits are ridiculous these days. just a month ago, i was averaging about 200 a day, but this past monday, i got 800! it's not from new readers, but from all these pervs looking for my picture of the perfect ass and the nipply picture of kate beckinsale that i posted last year. ridiculous, i say!
ok, that's it for today. it's raining and cold outside. i was gonna get my car washed this past monday, good thing i didn't.