man, it's been a frustrating day. i'm supposed to merge two tests that exercise these two different blocks in conjunction, but things are just not working, and i don't know why. it's very mind-boggling stuff, and i hate it. plus, my boss is breathing down my neck, expecting results soon. argh!
one of the riskiest things i do nowadays is fart. given the fact that i have constant diarrhea, it's a fine line between farting and liquid-shitting in my pants. i'm sure i fart in my sleep sometimes, so i've been lucky so far that i haven't soiled my sheets. *phew*
i donated $250 to stanford the other night. i've been meaning to contribute, but i've always been too lazy to cut a check and mail it in. this time, they called my cell phone, so i just did it right then and there. it was easy breezy. yes, i am that lazy. plus, it was hard to say no to the girl; she was very courteous and polite, and i'm a sucker for that. i wonder if she was hot. *ponder*
even though i'm chinese and grew up on rice, i've come to realize that i don't like rice anymore. i went with C to the cheap korean place today, and i barely touched my bowl of the stuff. i much prefer noodles these days. hm. rice has no flavor, and unless it's covered in sauce or gravy of some sort, i don't eat it.
sigh. it's only tuesday. i think tuesdays are the worst. mondays are ok because i'm rested up from the weekend, but tuesdays are like, "damn, it's only the 2nd day of the week?!" at least there's american idol to watch. today's the last day of the tryouts before hollywood week, i think. they're hitting a city in texas tonight; i think it's san antonio.
i was watching part of the texas A&M/texas basketball game yesterday, and the A&M logo on the court was HUGE. it stretched out from one end of the 3-point line to the other. it was just ugly. i think espn had some article about ugly, large logos, and i have to agree. small and understated is better.
i had to force a dump today. usually, after my first or second cigarette of the day, i have to take a shit. but today, i wasn't feeling any bowel action, even after those smokes. so i just went to the bathroom and strained and pushed. i had some little squiggly turds come out, but nothing major. sigh. i've forgotten what it feels like to have a huge dump come out of my ass. maybe after i get off of this topamax med, i'll go back to excreting logs.
ok. that's it for me today. my hits are outrageous these days. i got like 500 yesterday. why are all these peoiple searching for "perfect ass"? hm.