i think i broke my schlong. i was taking a shower last night, and when i pulled my foreskin back, i noticed a sharp stinging sensation. rats. i hope this isn't a serious condition; if it lasts, i'll have to make an appointment with a urologist or something. ouchie!
i had lunch by myself today. my usual lunch buddies C and J both sent out e-mails saying they weren't available to eat, and my backup A had a demo for some customers. so i just went downstairs for a $2 tuna salad sandwich. it was actually kind of freshing; i hadn't had a tuna sandwich in a long time, and it was quite good, even though it was on wheat bread. i am a white bread kind of guy, fyi.
so tonight, i've got a scheduling conflict on tv. there's _american idol_, and there's the stanford game vs. gonzaga, which should be a good one. i think what i'll wind up doing is taping AI and watching the game. go cardinal! we're currently a 7th seed in joe lunardi's bracketology tournament projection. that's pretty good, considering he didn't even have us in the tournament the last time he updated his bracket. let's hope we can keep on winning.
i'm supposed to have dinner with dj tonight in downtown palo alto. we usually go to hyderabad house (indian food), and i'm looking forward to chowing down on some bhindi masala (okra). i love okra! and they make it good there, although the last time we got it, it was a tad too salty.
i found out today that one of my ex's has a kid now. pretty amazing. the last time i saw her in person, she was a big drinker and big smoker. i wonder how hard it was for her to give up those two, especially the smoking. anyways, i'm happy for her. congrats!
so today's my neighbor's last day at the office. he's gone already, and i am sad to see him go. he is perhaps the most soft-spoken engineer i have ever worked with. i heard from my boss that he was unhappy here for a long time, but i never heard him vocalize it at all. oh well. i guess sometimes the quiet ones are the unhappiest ones, huh? anyways, i wish him well, and i hope to cross paths with him in the future.
have you guys ever had shower sex? as good as that may sound, i think it's highly overrated. first of all, water is a bad lubricant. and second, many showers aren't big enough for sex. at my first place out of college, i had a good shower because it had a ledge, so that the girl could sit down, and i could have sex with her in a forward lunging position. the problem, though, was that my legs would start to burn, so once, i gave up because i was so tired. haha. she was sad for me, though, so she made me finish the job.
ok. i'm out of steam today. gonna go out for a smoke.