January 30, 2007

crazy buffet

so for lunch, we went to crazy buffet for the first time. it's a chinese food buffet, with seafood and sushi and other stuff for $8. not bad, although i only ate one plate. i'm not a buffet person, since i don't eat much anymore. but i think it's worth trying out at least once.

i am getting a TON of hits. i had been averaging about 200 a weekday, but yesterday, i got 400+. !! it's not from more regular readers, but from a lot of people looking for pictures of "perfect ass" and "kate beckinsale." i haven't gotten this many hits since before my blog died back in 2004, when i was the #1 hit for the phrase "cameltoe." i wonder what changed.

i still don't have super bowl plans yet. i am rooting for peyton manning, and i am hoping that rex grossman and the chicago bears defense has a bad day. i like peyton a lot, and i think it's time that he earns a super bowl ring. anyways, i'm excited to watch the game, although i'm also sad that the football season is coming to an end. this is the last meaningful game for me, as i don't really give a shit about the pro bowl. i might watch it just to see if tony romo does well, but i think the pro bowl is sort of a joke.

when did eyeglasses get so expensive? my pair cost me just over $500 before discount. luckily, pearlevision gave me a 30% discount for a AAA membership. damn. i'm sort of scared that my new glasses will still give me a headache, though, because of the new astigmatism that i've developed. i remember that when i first got astigmatism, rectangles appeared irregular when i put on my new glasses, and i got monster headaches from that. we shall see, i guess.

greg's birthday dinner is coming up this weekend. we're going to cantankerous fish in mountain view. i went there for my birthday a few years ago, and i remember the food wasn't so good. i don't really like fish a whole lot, either. hopefully they'll have scallops, which is always a safe bet for me. i also hope they'll have whiskey. i haven't had a nice glass of whiskey in a while.

i wonder how much more i could sleep if i didn't have windows in my bedroom, so my room was completely dark. i'm pretty sensitive to light, so the moment the sun comes out, i wake up. i can usually fall back to sleep, but it's hard to get back into deep sleep.

when i take a leak in public bathrooms, i make it a point not to have wandering eyes. i stare straight ahead. when i was at the stanford basketball game on sunday, i had to take a piss before i went to the stands. and to my left was this black dude. when he finished, he started shaking his dong, and out of the corner of my eye, i couldn't help but notice this big dark thing flapping about. man, his schlong must have been huge. the only thought i had was, "dude, congrats. your wife must be happy."

ok, that's it for today. bye!

Posted by dardi! at 05:11 PM | Comments (2)