hey peeps. i'm gonna leave early today to watch the stanford/oregon game. it's gonna be a toughie, because oregon's ranked #9 in the nation. but go cardinal!
i'm taking a lot of dumps lately. i average around 2 a day, and it's all liquidy and stuff. i'm starting to get used to it, though; i've forgotten how good it feels to have a long, solid dump. the pissing-through-my-ass feeling is now feeling normal to me, and i now find it sort of pleasant. like i said, i get comfort knowing that i can't clog up the toilet, and at work, it's sort of cool because the soft stools create skidmarks. skidmarks are normally gross, but i don't care about the work toilets.
if the current auditions of _american idol_ go the way they have been for the past two cities, this year's pool of candidates is going to be very small. i did like the two indian siblings, though. they didn't blow me away with their singing, but i thought they were refreshing to watch. i have to say, though... watching two full hours of auditions got pretty tiring. i forced myself to watch thie whole thing, but i got sort of ancy after an hour or so.
ok, i know this is way short, but i gotta go. the basketball game awaits!