two day workweeks rule. although, another one of my coworkers left the company. we're losing people left and right! sigh. i hate seeing people leave. i wasn't particularly close to this one, though, although he, like me, likes the dallas mavericks. btw, we play the spurs tonight, and that'll be a tough game.
for his going away lunch, we went to st. john's. i was just there on tuesday, and once again, i got the "beg for mercy" (spicy) cheesesteak. i'm getting sick of cheesesteaks. i think i'm going to take a break from st. john's for a while. either that, or i'm going to order something different the next time i go.
i'm getting resigned to the fact that i'm going to have to live with diarrhea. nothing like pissing out of my asshole. at least i don't have to worry about clogging up the toilet, but man, do i miss having my long, hard dumps. i think i've forgotten how good one of those turds feels.
so i finally decided to go to geoff's paintball bachelor party tomorrow. i was waffling a bit because i'm a wuss and don't want to get hurt. the last time i went, i got shot in the hand, and it swelled up like a motherfucker. but i figure, i'll go because it's a celebration of geoff's dwindling days of bachelorhood. but i'm not going to his dinner, because i want to catch the cowboys/seahawks wild card playoff game. i am nervous for my beloved cowboys team, but i hope they get their act together, especially with their now porous pass defense.
so i heard the big news yesterday. they're cancelling _the OC_. i guess it was about time, because with all the kids going off to college eventually, it would have been impossible to do the show and do it well. i'll miss it, though. thursday nights won't be the same.
the other night, i caught the movie _honey_ on tv. i knew it was a bad movie, but i couldn't stop watching because of jessica alba. she's really really hot! what nationality is she? anyways, she's got a beautiful face, and her body ain't bad, either. *slurp*
so bill cowher (the head coach of the pittsburgh steelers) resigned today, after 15 seasons. i'm going to miss him and his jaw and his gobs of spit. he's a good coach, and i hope he comes back to coaching after he's done resting and what not.
so i have this porn clip where two girls try to give one guy a blowjob. i think tandem blowjobs just don't work, similarly the way two strippers at one time don't work. there's just not enough real estate to occupy two women at once. i've had two strippers on me at one time, and it was just uncomfortable; i had to spread my legs wide open, and the girls just kept on bumping to one another. not to mention i had to pay $40 instead of just $20. no thank you!
ok. it's almost 5pm. time to start looking for people to eat with. bye!