December 08, 2006

jungle gym?

man, i'm so fucking thankful that it's finally friday. this was a frustrating week at work. i was supposed to verify this coring stuff, but we had trouble just getting the c model working. as far as it stands today, the model is segfaulting, generating this 1GB core dump file. sigh.

so i was totally turned on (by last night's episode of _the OC_) when taylor told ryan that she wanted to treat ryan's body like a jungle gym. there's nothing like a hot girl telling you she wants to have hot animal sex with you. :) like i said before, i am really starting to like taylor.

i also enjoyed last night's episode of _survivor_. ozzy is the MAN! he swims like a fish, and he totally kicked ass at the immunity challenge. it'll be interesting to see if the contestants try to vote him out the moment he loses a challenge, because he's really strong. and i wonder how yul will go out.

it's raining out. that puts a damper on the weekend. it looks like we'll definitely get to see jay, margaret and coco up in oakland, and i'm excited for that. i just hope i don't have to drive to oakland by myself. i'm scared of that place.

so which porn star do you think gives the best blowjobs? my vote is kobe tai. she does this thing where she inhales the entire schlong, and the guy just gives out this moan of pleasure. i have no idea what she's doing, but my guess is that her tongue is thrashing around licking the entire penishead. i'd like to experience that. most of you longtime readers know that i've never gotten good head in my life, so i'm looking forward to getting some good blowjob action somewhere down the line.

so for those of you looking for the britney spears vagina shot, here it is. note, this is definitely NOT safe for work, as if i had to remind you. :) it's not that impressive. personally, i'm more turned on by nipple shots than vadge shots. don't know why, but i just am. like years ago, i was totally excited to see the sarah michelle gellar nipple slip, but i was totally deflated to find out it was a hoax.

so one of my coworkers (i don't know him well at all) drives a porsche cayenne and a mercedes. i wonder how he has so much money. i don't he think he makes more money than me. my other coworker thinks that his wife is rich. maybe. man, i wish i had a sugar momma. not that i'd buy a nice expensive car or anything, but i'd just like to have a lot of money so i could go travelling or something.

so today is my buddy W's last day at work. i'm very sad to see him go. his cube is all packed up, and i'm still in denial that he's not going to be here on monday. i stop by his cube at least half a dozen times a day, if only to see if he's there. sigh. i don't like the turnover in silicon valley.

ok, it's almost 5pm. gonna go home soon.

Posted by dardi! at 04:55 PM | Comments (2)