November 17, 2006

is milk the culprit?

so i had diarrhea today. i don't know what caused it; maybe it was the fact that i had milk for the first time in a few weeks. either way, it was pretty gross. nothing like pissing out your asshole to make your dump interesting.

today's free company lunch was thanksgiving food. at first, i was pretty excited, because i LOVE stuffing and mashed potatoes w/ gravy, but i got too much stuffing (too much salt), and the mashed potatoes were completely tasteless. and to top it all off, the turkey was very tough and dry. oh well. i hope the actual thanksgiving day food will be much better. fyi, out of the four places i was invited to, i decided on going to alan's place to celebrate.

i don't know why, but last night on _the OC_, i found taylor townsend (autumn reeser's character) sort of attractive. i mean, when she first appeared on the show, i thought she was hella annoying, but in last night's episode, i thought she was actually kind of cute. i really don't like kaitlyn (sp?) cooper, though; she's nothing but trouble.

i'm a sucker for girls with nice eyebrows. (for example, i think sherilyn fenn has beautiful brows. they have a nice arch and a good tapering.) similarly, i'm love eyeglasses on girls. the similarity between eyebrows and glasses is that they frame the girl's eyes. yum!

so i'm going to the 49ers/seahawks game this sunday. i'm sort of worried about my tics; i'm going to have to sit there for 3+ hours and keep them under control. i'm most worried that my glasses will fly off (which they do sometimes) and land somewhere where i won't be able to retrieve them. hm. we're sitting in the uppermost of the upper deck. shit, i don't even know if we'll be able to see the action without the players looking like miniature ants. i should have brought some of the many binoculars that i have back at home in texas.

do you guys have problems getting out of bed to go to work? it takes a herculean effort for me to crawl out of the comfy confines of my triple-layered blankets in the morning. hell i snooze SIX times before i finally drag my ass out of bed. man, i'm looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow.

ok, time for my 5pm smoke. have a GREAT weekend everyone!

Posted by dardi! at 05:13 PM | Comments (1)