have you guys heard of adultfriendfinder.com? it's basically a site for people who are looking for sex. i guess that's as close to free sex as it gets. i've been offered free sex before, but both times i turned it down. i guess i'm not emotionally able to have sex with someone i'm not attracted to.
the first time was when i lived in japan. there was this thai girl, and it was late after we joined some of the stanford kids at a bar, and she asked me if i wanted to come home with her. that night was the final night of my stay in kyoto, before i had to move to tokyo, so i needed to say goodbye to my host family. but had i been more drunk, i might have said yes to the girl.
the second time was at a party in san bruno or something. i picked up this girl from her house, and when i drove her back after the party, she kept asking me if i wanted to stay over. and of course, i said no, but i always wonder about the what if's. after all, sex is good, right? and hence free sex is even better!
anyways, did you guys see the monday night football game last night? it was pretty amazing. the bears were down against the cardinals 20-0, and they came all the way back and won, despite not being able to score a single touchdown on offense. i was rooting for a stunning upset, but man, the cardinals really fucked up in the end.
no dump today. i just had a cigarette break, and it didn't induce any bowel movements. oh well. i hope tomorrow i get a nice big turd. it might be spicy, though, given the hot sauce-laden mongolian bbq lunch i had yesterday. spicy dumps hurt! *flaming sphincter*
ok, that's all i have for today. ciao!