man, i took the BIGGEST dump today. seriously. i cannot recall a larger turd than the one i laid today. it was probably 11 inches long, and it was so long that the tip stretched out past the water level. i guess that's what i get for not shitting for five straight meals.
i am a scaredy cat. when i went to see _jackass_ yesterday, there was a preview for _the grudge 2_. the moment i recognized the movie, i closed my eyes and plugged up my ears with my fingers. scary movies freak me out, especially the sudden loud sounds (hence plugging my ears). after i saw _the shining_ back in college, i had to sleep with the lights on.
man, my dallas cowboys really kicked tennessee's ass yesterday. too bad they didn't televise the game. i don't recall the last time the cowboys scored 45 points. i guess the bye week really gave them time to figure out their game plan. next week is a big game against their division foes the eagles.
hm. something's going on at my old company. i was chatting with the HR person over there, and apparently there is some big news that can only be disclosed after 10/31. i wonder what the news is. i think it's something bad, because she mentioned something about writing off my stock purchases there. shit. more wasted money.
can anyone explain why i drop 3-4 pounds overnight? i asked a doctor friend, and she didn't have an answer. i don't think i sweat that much when i'm sleeping. maybe i'm just burning my fat or something? hm.
years ago, i saw this show in which blindfolded women had to feel various men's asses and pick out which one was their husband. i'm not sure i'd be able to tell if i had to feel a bunch of women's butts. breasts, maybe, but i'm not good at remembering how my ex's asses felt like. i was never an ass person until lately.
ok, that's it for me today. gonna head home soon. bye!
friday night, leeya, paul, mikeC and i met up at kirin for dinner. it was decent food, and we only paid $9 each. kirin in mountain view is known for closing late, so it's a popular destination.
saturday, kara was in down, so she, barden, dishi and i spent the whole day together. first, we had lunch at sushi house, and then we drove to stanford and walked around the athletics facilities. there are a lot of new buildings there that i didn't know about. we also walked around white plaza, got jamba juice, and visited the bookstore.
around 4 or so, we went and saw _little miss sunshine_ at the aquarius theater. it was a quaint movie, and i enjoyed it. then we had dinner at gombei (where else?), our usual destination for a japanese dinner. after dinner, we enjoyed boba at tea era in downtown mountain view, and called it a night.
sunday, i was hoping to hang out with alan and ting, but their dog rylie was sick (puking and shivering and stuff), so alan had to stay home to take care of the dog. poor rylie.
i wound up watching _jackass: number two_ by myself at shoreline. i didn't mind going alone this time, and the movie was good! i laughed at lot. my favorite was probably "the fart mask," and it makes sense, given my love of farting and smelling farts.
i didn't do a whole lot after the movie. i went home, watched some football, and got a subway sandwich for dinner.
overall, it was a nice weekend, although i wish i could have done more on sunday. the bowling gang was out camping, and when they came back, they were too tired to go out and eat with me. hence subway.