July 21, 2006

the big visit

so yeah, i had a physical today. the doctor didn't do too much, though. he just asked me a lot of questions. i did have to drop my pants, while he felt for hernias and for lumps on my testicles. i don't know how i'd feel if i had a woman doctor feeling my gonads. maybe i'd pop a boner?

oh, and no rectal exam. he didn't even ask, and i forgot to bring it up.

and i got my blood drawn, too. first, i told the dude that i had tourette's. he sort of got scared, and this girl volunteered to do the trick while he and another guy held my arms down. i had to look away when they stuck the needle in. it was a thin needle, but it still stung and burned while the blood flowed out of my arm.

by the time i got back to the office, all of the coworkers i usually eat with were gone. so i went to mcd's and got takeout. i ate alone in the downstairs cafeteria. man, eating alone is so sad. i always feel bad when i see someone in a restaurant eating alone. a person should always have dining buddies!

oh! and at the doctor's visit, i got my earwax cleaned out. they put in a few drops in there to loosen the stuff up, and then i got a peroxide wash. it felt good. i loved the bubbling action, followed by the clearing up of my ear canal. i swear i can hear better, too! the only problem was, i wanted to see my wax, but the nurse who was doing the job dispensed of the wax-laden liquid before i could take a look. i know, i'm fixated on my ear wax. is that weird?

i'm tired of the summer reality tv. it seems all the shows that are on nowadays are some sort of talent competition where a person (or more) get voted off. i want some fictional drama or comedy! and what's worse, there's no sports to watch, either. i hate watching baseball, and aside from that, there's nothing. sigh. i can't wait for fall to come.

my company hired a girl. she's on my floor, and i think i've only seen her once. i didn't get a good look, but nothing stood out except for the fact that she wears glasses, which is a plus in my book.

ok, i've run out of things to say. off for a smoke and then i'll be going home. bye!

Posted by dardi! at 05:45 PM | Comments (2)