hey there people. this has been a crap week at work. none of the tasks i'm assigned are working, yet we're supposed to be "done" now. lots of stress abounds, and it's making me dread going to work. it's time like these when i hate my job and my life. :(
anyways, yesterday, after 3 days of not dumping, i excreted two large logs. but i'm still not regular, and that bothers me. taking a crap used to be a daily thing, and i sort of miss that.
anyways, i have no real plans for the weekend, except for jay's birthday dinner. he's on phase 1 of the south beach diet (in anticipation for gorging himself on food during his upcoming cruise), so that means no carbs. the solution? we're going to steak house. i haven't had steak in a very long time (i don't get steak cravings, not a big fan of the stuff), but if they have a ribeye, i just might order it.
so the mavs game yesterday was pretty good. dwyane wade is pretty fucking amazing, and too bad he's on the other team. so we're up 1-0, with game 2 on sunday. i don't like the 2-3-2 format, because if the lower seed takes one of the first two games, they have a chance to close out the series at home.
speaking of wade, does anyone think he looks like warrick dunn (the NFL running back)?
so three of my friends are about to become professors. i'm impressed with them. teaching is one of those fields that i deem "noble," because you're most likely not doing it for the money. plus, i have this notion that professors are all very educated and stuff, and that is very cool. maybe they even wear glasses! that would make them sexy. yup.
have you ever met a girl who had no idea on how to perform a blowjob? i mean, if you're a girl, how do you learn in the first place? by watching porn? i guess maybe men instruct their girls, i.e. teaching them the technique and telling them what feels good or not. i had a girl ask me once what i liked, and i couldn't put it into words. hm. maybe i should figure that out, because i've never gotten good head in my life. i've actually lost my boner once while a girl was going down on me.
anyways, it's a quarter until 5, and i really need to get out of here. work is sucking my soul out. this weekend couldn't come sooner.