hey people. not much going on with me on this sunny monday. the weather's great! sucks to have to be stuck in a cubicle all day long. thank goodness for my smoking breaks.
to answer an anonymous comment about sex, i think coming in a girl's mouth feels better than coming in her vagina. the difference is that the girl's doing all the work in the former case, so you can just sit back and enjoy all the sensations during your orgasm. and in the latter case, unless the girl is riding you cowgirl style, you're going all the work, and that takes away from the enjoyment. just my 2 cents on sex. but usually, i'll take an orgasm any way i can get it. :)
man, i miss sex.
last night, i had a dream where alan was mad at me. i woke up feeling completely sad. he's my best friend, and i'd hate to do anything that would make him upset. but after that, i fell back asleep and dreamt that i had to submit two reports for school, one written on a hoe and one written on a shovel. yeah, weird, i know. sometimes dreams just don't make any sense at all.
so tonight's the big night for david blaine. he's going to hold his breath underwater for a whopping NINE minutes! the lame thing, though, is that the world record is 8:58, so it's not like he's doing something completely groundbreaking. i thought he would break the record by like many minutes or something.
for the first time, my dump did not exceed my expectations. i didn't take a shit the entire weekend, so i was expecting something huge. i went to bathroom early in the morning, and at first, it felt big. i had to squeeze three times to get the whole thing out. but after i wiped and got up to take a look at it, it wasn't monstrous or anything, just about 7-8 inches long. i was disappointed.
i am envious of people who know how to fix things. you know, people who know how to work on cars or do home improvement things. like today, my coworker W was like, "yeah, i'm going to change the oil and install new air filters on my car during my lunch break" and i was like, "what, you know how to do that?" yeah, i'm pretty ignorant; i'm sure many tasks like that are quite intuitive or at least easy to learn. maybe i'm just lazy by choosing to be ignorant.
anyways, that's it for today. i'm going home soon. bye!
well, i didn't do a whole lot this weekend. i needed to rest because my tics were so bad, so i spent most of the time at home lying down watching sports.
but anyways, friday night, a group of us went to santana row to eat at sino (how do you pronounce that?). we celebrated paul and mikeC's birthdays with some really expensive chinese food. i didn't really have much of a lunch that day, so after my two jameson's, i was buzzing. it was the first buzz that i've had in a few years. it felt good, because alcohol takes the edge off of my tics, albeit just a little bit this time.
i bought the two birthday boys a shot of patron tequila, and after dinner, since mikeC was driving, we had to walk off his buzz. paul and leeya brought spike (their pug puppy) out, and all these random women kept saying how cute he was. talk about a chick magnet. anyways, we walked around for a while, and finally mikeC sobered up. i got home at midnight, well past my bedtime.
saturday, i got out of bed at 2pm, and didn't do anything (besides rest) until gombei dinner at 6. and then, it was the stanford taiko spring concert. it was really really good, although we sat in the very back row at dink auditorium. man, the group is so good now, compared to when i was playing with them.
sunday was more of the same. resting during the day, and dinner at night. this time, i met up with adam, rae and randy at korea house. we got lots of meat, and i think everyone was satisfied with the volume of food we consumed.
oh, and i did call up my old friend amy and caught up with her for 45 minutes on the phone. amy's cool. :)
and that was it. not a whole lot of social activity, but hey, what can you do...