hey people. since i finished a big task yesterday, i'm sort of putzing around today. i'll start to work hard again tomorrow. today, we took an hour and a half lunch having dim sum in milpitas. we didn't eat much; just $12 a person at ABC seafood. i love dim sum! the first thing we got was my favorite dish: the lwo bwo gao (turnip cake). shit, that stuff is good!
blogbarnacle, i don't know about posting up daily pictures of my turds. there's better ones at ratemypoo.com; mine would be nothing special. today's turds were two floaters, and man, they smelled bad. i wiped my ass three times, and there was still just a little bit of "stuff" there.
for the second time, i've confirmed that one of the higher ups here does NOT wash his hands after taking a piss. remind me to never, ever shake his hand. ick. i have yet to catch him taking a dump, but i sincerely hope he washes his hands after that. yuck!
the two guys i went to lunch with (J and C) both own infiniti G35's. we drove one of them to milpitas today, and i (stupidly) volunteered to ride in the back seat. it was pretty cramped. i was basically in a fetal position the entire time, and when i got out, it felt like i was a baby chick coming out of an eggshell. *stretch*
i need to be more diligent about drinking my odwalla superfood. i get it because i don't eat many vegetables, so i'm missing out on some key nutrients. and superfood is a very potent formula, and i figure it'll fill in my lack of vegetables (except for fiber, of course). i should drink this stuff every day, but i just get lazy, i guess.
do guys and girls like condoms because it desensitizes the guy and makes the sex last longer? i've always hated condoms. i can't feel shit, and even with lubricated ones, they dry out and start to chafe the girl. *pukes* i hate porn where the guy's wearing a rubber. it just makes me think the sex doesn't feel good for either party, and i get turned off.
hehe. porn. i remember in junior high, when porn wasn't readily available, the main sort of titillation that we had access to was pictures from greek mythology. you know, hand drawing of naked women and stuff. back then, breasts were uncommon to see, so we would sneak peeks at those books to get our fix. i think one time, we could literally see the pants rise and fall as this one kid perused a mythology book. young teen boners!
it's amazing how desensitized i've become to porn magazines. or static pictures in general. i can hardly get hard just looking at a still picture. i need action baby! either that, or reading a passage about two people going at it. i guess my imagination takes over when i'm reading, and it can get quite arousing.
but anyways, i'm bored of this subject. i want to leave early, and i'll get to tomorrow. i scheduled a massage at 5pm. woo-hoo! my tics have morphed into including a snapping of my head to the left, and it's really bothering my left neck/shoulder. hopefully my massage lady can iron those kinks out.
any good movies coming out? i just found out yesterday that they're doing a modern version of _miami vice_. i never watched the show back in the day, but it looks like it could be a good mindless action flick. alan's excited about _the sentinel_, and maybe i'll see it with his this upcoming weekend. i hope there's a cool twist. i love twisty movies. my favorite one of all time is the last 5 minutes of _the usual suspects_. bravo!
ok, i'm off. gonna go kill some time and go home.