March 15, 2006

waiting for lunch company

ho hum. it's lunchtime, and i'm waiting for one of my coworkers to get out of a conference call so we can grab some food. i'm cravings HC dumpling right now, but i'm not sure if we can take such a long lunch break.

so last night's stevie wonder AI episode was sort of boring. i thought the worst performances belonged to kellie pickler and kevin covais. the latter has absolutely no stage presence. but i know the two are well-liked among the fans, so they might stay in the competition because of that.

i was very pleased to see stanford win yesterday. i know it's the NIT (not the NCAA's), but still, *any* postseason is good enough for me because i love watching my kids play. and i think the trio of tim morris, lawrence hill, and anthony goods (who all happen to be black on a predominantly white team) has a bright future ahead. i just can't wait for the lopez twins to come to stanford and start dominating the paint. that'll be awesome!

how important is it to clean your tongue? i've never done it before, but i can imagine that there are a lot of nasty germs there. i'm asking because i saw this tv commercial for a tooth brush with a tongue cleaner on the back side. it's a novel idea, simple and elegant. bravo! (i think it's from oral b.)

/after lunch/

well, it turns out the guy we were waiting for couldn't do lunch, so C and i just headed out on our own to A&J in cupertino village. the beef tendon noodle soup is tasty! although, it's very messy; i kept on splashing it all over the table and over myself. luckily i'm wearing a brown sweatshirt today, so the stains don't show.

afterwards, we went to fantasia, where i got the lychee green pearl milk tea. i was surprised because there were real chunks of lychee in the drink! a very welcome surprise, although my mouth sort of feels dry for the drink; that's odd, isn't it?

sometimes i have dreams about basketball. once in a while, i'll dream that i can dunk. other times, i'll dream that i walked on to the team, and even though i'm mostly a bench warmer, the coach will put me in for some games. and then, i'll get anxious and nervous because i suck at basketball.

i took a nice thick shit today. it felt longer than it actually was, which is the opposite of what usually happens. i love the toilets we have at work. they flush very powerfully, and no matter what size of turd it is, of what orientation to the hole it is, it manages 99% of the time to suck the shit down into the pipes. if only i had these kinds of toilets at home, then i wouldn't have to deal with the clogging issues that i've had.

sometimes i wonder if it's easier (concerning sex) to be gay. you don't have to worry about getting your partner pregnant. that in itself seems like a very nifty bonus. and for a guy-guy relationship, i'll bet that the fellatio is really good. after all, if you own a penis, then you must know how to suck it well. stuff like that.

i've never gotten good head. i'm still looking for that mindbending blowjob. most of the time, i either get bored of it, or i start worrying that the girl is getting tired. but damn, if the head were good, then i should just sit back and enjoy it, right?

ok. time to write some tests. ciao!

Posted by dardi! at 02:20 PM | Comments (1)