March 14, 2006

foreign disconnect

so i was flipping around channels on tv last night, and i stopped on one of the _sex and the city_ episodes on WGN. you know the show; it's all about relationships and stuff.

so i was watching the episode, and i noticed that it wasn't resonating with me. i realized that i've been out of a relationship for so long that the issues seems foreign to me. and then, i got bummed out. man, has it been that long? that long that i've forgotten what it's like to be in a relationship? hm.

so tonight is a busy television watching night for me. i've got the stanford/virginia NIT game at 6:30, and then AI at 8, followed by scrubs at 9. i won't be able to watch everything, so i'm taping scrubs and ping-ponging between AI and the game. it'm excited!

plus, i'm hungry, so i'm going to grab a whopper with cheese after work. nothing like an 800-calorie burger to fill out a day with no lunch. oh, and fyi, i sucked during basketball today. i couldn't his a jumper, shot all kinds of airballs, and the only point i scored was on a layup during a fast break.

my boss is really starting to irritate me. usually, we're on good terms, but apparently, the higher-ups don't think i'm doing much. and that translates into him pushing me to do more and more, and when i'm actually working on something, he's asking me how long it takes and why i'm not doing something else while i'm waiting for the synthesis results to come in. *RAAR*

so i'm supposed to do a class page for my 10th year reunion. it's a page that's supposed to tell people what i've been doing for the past 5 years. the problem is, i've got nothing to report. house? no. children? no. woman? no. job? same old shit, just at different places. my life is PATHETIC! *pukes*

so i finished doing my taxes today. i checked, and the e-filing went through without a problem. i wound up paying $112 for my federal taxes and over $300 for my state taxes. i don't want to wind up paying (and possibly having a fine) next year, so yesterday i changed my W-4 settings, from 2 to 1. i know that will mean a smaller paycheck, but i like having a refund during tax season. it's like a little bonus.

so i called my parents over the weekend, and my mom told me about my brother having girlfriend issues. man! when did my brother grow up and have girlfriends? time sure does fly. i wonder when he's going to lose his virginity. he's a very devout christian, so it wouldn't surprise me if he waits until he gets married before he has sex.

how early are kids having sex these days? i remember talking to a friend in junior high (9th grade, biology class), and he proudly told me that he had sex the previous weekend. i don't remember saying anything in response, though. but yeah, are kids having sex during junior high? what about elementary school?

i remember popping boners at an early age. i didn't feel horny per se, but i guess my body was just reacting to some stimulus. i discovered wanking at the age of 13, although i forget what prompted me to start playing with myself. i remember lying there one night, and then the next thing i knew, i had blown my wad. i don't remember if it felt good or not, but ever since then, i have regularly pleasured myself.

man, i'm hungry. it's 5pm. i have one more synthesis run to check, and then i'm off. take it easy!

Posted by dardi! at 05:04 PM | Comments (2)