hello people. i haven't done much today, except attend two meetings. it's really frustrating sometimes working. the architects say one thing, and after you've done your task according to their specs, they change the spec and say, "oh, we needed this." they NEVER apologize for not telling you earlier. it fucking sucks.
lunch today was provided by buca di beppo. i had spaghetti with meatballs (the meatballs were so-so), some garlic bread (not garlicky enough), and the veal parmigiana (barely any meat). hence, i don't think beppo's very good.
man, i was surprised that ayla and gedeon got voted off on last night's AI. especially gedeon. i wasn't a fan of his before, but he's sort of grown on me. and his rendition of "when a man loves a woman" was pretty good, i have to say. oh well. and i felt heartbroken for ayla, who started crying right after she realized that her journey on the show had ended. sigh.
i think the top 12 are pretty strong this year. i like almost all of the singers, so each week, i'm going to be pretty sad to see them go, one by one.
i've been craving cigarettes a lot more lately. last night, after watching AI and the OC (i watch naked after getting out of the shower), i actually put my clothes back on to go outside for a smoke. usually, during weekdays, i have about 8-9 cigarettes, but yesterday, i had 11. i need to cut down.
back to AI, i think bucky covington has one of the oddest names. "bucky" is like a southern hick's name, and "covington" brings images of british royalty or something like that. another interesting name is chamberlain oguchi, a player on oregon's basketball team.
for the past two or three days, my dumps have not come naturally. i actually have to go there without feeling like shitting, and force myself by squeezing really hard. and i'm a lazy pusher, so i don't push very hard for very long. good thing i'm not a woman; giving birth would take me FOREVER.
can a woman control whether she's pushing out of her vagina vs. her asshole? i hope so. otherwise, she might take a shit when she's in labor. that would be pretty gross.
i've weaned myself off to reading the comics every day. for a few months, i would go to msnbc and yahoo every day to read 20 or so comic strips. but, i never enjoyed it. i don't know if my sense of humor has disappeared, but there just aren't any really funny comic strips anymore. or maybe, i'm reading the wrong ones. does someone have any recommendations?
i haven't seen a movie yet in 2006. anybody want to go with me to catch a flick? i'm up for anything.
you know what bothers me? porn videos where the women give men blowjobs after anal sex. isn't that insanely unsanitary? can any say, "E COLI POISONING??!!" and plus, it can't possibly taste good. ok, maybe if the women got an enema or something before getting anal sex, that *might* be ok, but man, i would *not* want to be that girl. ick.
ok, i shall leave with you that imagery. have a STUPENDOUS weekend, folks!