howdy folks!
last night, i was flipping through channels, and i saw this _dr. 90210_ show on E. basically, this woman was seeking some surgeries. one of them was a liposuction (snore), but what intrigued me was the fact that she also wanted a labiaplasty. yup, apparently, after having a few kids, her inner libia had gotten stretched out, and it hurt during sex.
i wonder how many women have this problem. painful sex is a terrible crime; it should NEVER hurt. and i felt bad for this girl. once, i hit my gf's cervix during sex, and she yelped out in pain. i felt so bad for her. i guess either my schlong was too long (ha!), or the position that we were in (i think i was coming in from behind) was conducive to some deep penetration.
i like this sandwich deal downstairs. i played basketball day (i made one running floater and maybe two jumpshots), and i was thinking about skipping lunch as usual, but instead, i went to the company cafeteria and got a chicken salad sandwich with generous helpings of avocado salad. i added on some tomatoes and red onions, and voila! a delicious sandwich. it got a little messy, though, and i spilled some of the chicken/avocado salad on my keyboard.
so tonight's it's _american idol_, followed by _scrubs_. good tv! i hope katharine and kellie do well; i'm hoping for kinnik and melissa to get booted off on thursday. as for the guys, i dig most of them, so i'll be sad to see anyone of them get voted out.
to ann, who asked me about dish choices at queen house: i haven't tried any of their a la carte entrees. i usually get dumplings, the ground simmered pork over rice, or the house special over rice. that's all that i'm familiar with; they're taiwanese staples, and i wouldn't be surprised if their other dishes sucked. oh, and i think their beef noodle soup is good, too; i've only gotten it once or twice.
man, it seems all my basketball teams are losing. last night, i was watching part of the women's pac-10 conference championship (UCLA vs. stanford), and we lost! *hrmph* we were up most of the game, too, but in the end, we turned the ball over too much, and they kept on making shots. sigh. at least i know for sure that the stanford women are going on to the NCAA tournament.
so here's a nifty little game for you guys. (i got this link from dishi's blog.) it's 20 questions! it's pretty good at guessing what i have in mind; i got "thumb tack" in less then 20 questions, but it floundered at "shoe lace." still, it's pretty cool, and i'm sort of amazed at how many objects (nouns) they must have in their database. if you think about it, and you consider that every question weeds out half of the remaining objects (roughly speaking), then 20 questions gives you access to just over a million separate entities. neat!
check out this blog entry about a prank that cal students pulled on a visiting basketball team's player. it's pretty fucking awesome. i stand and applaud the cal students' efforts.